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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:17 PM
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The Birther's next demand .. This one is truly a doozy..
Although in retrospect it really should come as no surprise at all..

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/now-birthers-are-demanding-know-was
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:20 PM
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1. They are truly insane... beyond any hope of sane discourse. - n/t
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:27 PM
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4. Well, yeah..
But I suspect they'll want to see the long form..
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 10:50 AM
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70. ROTFLMAO!!!
Of COURSE they will!

:rofl:
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:20 PM
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2. My son was born in 1970, and the hospital asked us.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:26 PM
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3. I thought maybe they wanted to know if his mom took home
the placenta to bury and plant a tree over it. But this is going too far. Not all boys are circumcised after birth, whether they are Christian, Muslim, Jewish, etc.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:31 PM
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10. Yup.
My boys aren't. It means nothing except the ex and I didn't want it done.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:40 PM
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23. My Irish Catholic ex-husband wasn't circumcized. nt
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:18 PM
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56. Exactly, and I suspect anyone Jewish would have told them not to
circumcize in the hospital because they do it ceremonially at the bris.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:27 PM
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5. What is it with these people and their obsession with the penis of every Democratic President?
:crazy:
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:28 PM
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7. penis envy?
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:32 PM
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11. Ezzacly.
They are bemused by that which they themselves lack.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:37 PM
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44. Well, not lack. Lack of control over what theirs does, more like.
Maybe they are jealous over someone's well behaved ....member.

Seems like a lot of Repub. members wander off to foreign places, or bathrooms,
diapers, and closets.

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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:31 PM
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9. I wonder what Lou Dobbs will have to say about it? n/t
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butterfly77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:50 PM
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53. Nothing..
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:34 PM
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18. Obamis?? - n/t
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:55 PM
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49. Obenis. Rhymes with Clenis. n/t
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:28 PM
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6. BBC -- it's not just a television network anymore.
Edited on Mon Aug-24-09 02:34 PM by MindPilot
We have deathers, birthers, what will we call these guys? Tipsters? Skinners? Dickheads?


Here's one now just looking for some more information.


http://www.noidvstraxster.com/profiles/blogs/crank-yankersniles-calls-to
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:33 PM
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13. Wankers? n/t
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sweetpotato Donating Member (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:49 AM
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64. I vote this one!
wankers - I like it
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lib_wit_it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:30 PM
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8. My god, these people are the scum of the earth! Pathetic.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:32 PM
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12. C'mon, Barack...show these douchebags your cock.

IT WILL FUCK THEM UP FOREVER.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:34 PM
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15. I'm reminded of a Humble Pie song..
The One Eyed Trouser Snake Rumba..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyf1-REzosw
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:36 PM
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19. Sometimes that SNL opener just writes itself...
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alsame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:23 PM
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39. As the article called it.......
"his Long Dark Staff of White Insecurity"

:rofl: :rofl:
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:34 PM
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14. My sons wsere born in 1965 & 1968 in Pa. & I had to sign an
authorization for both to have that surgery.
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:34 PM
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16. Didn't Paula Jones want a picture of Bill Clinton's uh, er, package for her bogus lawsuit?
Something about a "distinguishing mark"?
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:37 PM
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21. Which is why I said this should come as no surprise..
At least in retrospect..
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:14 PM
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34. oh yeah.. Ann Coulter was all over that one.. I think that's when the
term "The Mighty Clenis" came into play.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:51 PM
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48. Yup, because if she got one, the "elves" would be able to "leak" it all over
More interference by conservative activists bending the legal system for political goals. How'd that work out for ya, Paula?

------------
"The Elves" George Conway, Jerome Marcus, Richard Porter, and Ann Coulter. A team of legal advisors that secretly began to assist Paula Jones in her sexual harassment suit against President Clinton. After the Elves convinced Jones to turn down the $700,000 settlement with Clinton’s lawyer Bob Bennett, and Davis & Cammerata ended their representation of Jones, they were instrumental in getting Jones’s to seek new legal representation with the Rutherford Institute, a law firm closely affiliated with religious conservative Jerry Falwell.
------------
From http://www.thehuntingofthepresident.com/presidentplayers.html

Yes, THAT Ann Coulter. Even in her only real job as a lawyer, she was a crook.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:34 PM
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17. Come CAPTION Orly Taitz, chief Birther. (I used the idea in this thread to write one.)
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lib_wit_it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:37 PM
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20. Where the hell are our techies? Not that I would suggest anything illegal, but that fucking POS
freeptard board needs to come down! These people make me want to vomit.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:38 PM
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22. Will they make billboards all over the country saying "Where is the penis?"
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:16 PM
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55. Maybe they'll bring back the Burger King lady to ask "Where's the beef?"
:7

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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:41 PM
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24. this conflicts with their "Obama is a Muslim" point--Muslims circumcise too.
Edited on Mon Aug-24-09 02:41 PM by yurbud
So at worst, they are accusing him of being a closet European.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:42 PM
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25. Exactly.. n/t
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 02:56 PM
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26. I don't believe any doctor will perform any surgery without parental
permission. They would rightfully get their ass sued.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:15 PM
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35. Back then it was quite common for circumcision to more or less automatic..
Or it certainly was in my cohort, I'm somewhat older than Obama.
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:01 PM
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27. My son was born in 1960 and we had to sign a permission form for his snip.
I think some of these people are products of Reagan's cost-saving move of closing some or most of the mental hospitals.

These people have some problems with reality, for sure.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:01 PM
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28. Couldn't he just be born again?
;-)

Oh, I suppose not -- his faith would likely clash too much with the nutcases' "faith."
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:05 PM
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29. who is Sinclair? (the person who supposed says Obama isn't cut)
just so I have the whole crackpot story

:shrug:
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:13 PM
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32. I don't have a clue..
I followed a link from somewhere else to that story and I'm not about to go to Freep Republik..
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 06:00 PM
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50. I don't blame you.
:-)
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:13 PM
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33. I don't have a clue..
I followed a link from somewhere else to that story and I'm not about to go to Freep Republik..
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:31 PM
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41. Larry Sinclair
The guy that said he had sex with Obama in a limo or something.
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 06:01 PM
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51. Oh, HIM
:rofl:

thanks!
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Bombenhagel Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:05 PM
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30. FUN WITH BIRTHERS
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Bombenhagel Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:37 PM
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43. "Sweep the leg, Jimmy!"
You can get all info here, as well. It is a normal web page. No nebulous files to download.

http://anonymousimagehosting.com/pages/8255029_david_l_wiltshire_aka_linsalata/









Google search tags: "Fun with birthers" "Fun wif birfers" "Fun with Republicans" "Have fun with a birther" "Have some fun with a birther"
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:10 PM
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31. They did it to Michael Jackson
too, so I wonder if they just have a "thing" for black penis'...?
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:15 PM
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36. But... does he have a belly button?
Can't tell from that photo

If not, then he definitely is an alien from outer space

(with apologies to the Monk writers..)
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:21 PM
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57. My daughter's ex husband had his removed
He was an alcoholic who got a raging case of ascites. His belly swelled up so much that his navel bulged out as big as a softball before it burst and he had a whole shitload of fluid pumped from his abdominal cavity.

It was nasty.

But anyway, his entire swollen navel was removed and all he had was this big scar where it used to be.

He liked to show it off and gross people out...
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:18 PM
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37. My best friend, born 1954 wasn't and came from a "Christian" household
...and circumcision was SOP at the time.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:18 PM
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38. Interesting pic they chose to use...


:evilgrin:
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 10:01 AM
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67. Thanks for pointing it out
:rofl: :rofl:
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WePurrsevere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:29 PM
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40. Dang.. just in case we didn't think they were...
Edited on Mon Aug-24-09 03:34 PM by WePurrsevere
crazy and stupid enough they had to go and out do themselves. :crazy:

FYI.. my husband (born in the mid 1950's), his 3 brothers, his father, uncles, grandfathers and son (first wife) were NOT circumcised and they were born in the NorthEast of the US to US citizens and were Christian (The late FIL was an altar boy in the Episcopal church and DH was a Deacon years ago)(They also are all from a long line of Republicans.. until around 12 or so yrs ago).

Good grief... not every male Christian American born citizen had or has "the" snip done... crazy idiots. :eyes:
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Duke Newcombe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:36 PM
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42. I'm sure there's one way they can find out...
But, (a) I don't think they'd like it much, and (b)birthers with braces would have to bow out of it.
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:40 PM
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45. First, there was the Clenis
Now, prepare for the unleashing of...

OBEMIS!!!
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:42 PM
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46. this should be a du'zy thread--to bad its serious???
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 03:42 PM
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47. Eww, the foreskin's lament. Why is it that wingnuts are obsessed with other people's sex lives?
Other people's sex lives, and also their sex organs and what they have been doing with them? Why? Perhaps they are lacking something in that department themselves? Psychological arrested development? They're like Peeping Toms....

Eww.

Hekate

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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 09:27 PM
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58. Sounds like it should be a classic poem...
"The Wreck of the Hesperus"..."The Pit and the Pendulum"...




"The Foreskin's Lament"




:7

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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:10 PM
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59. Psst. I stole the title of a really awful book...
The first chunk of pages were very good, but after that all I can say is that the author had Issues. :yoiks:
The title seemed apropos for the wingers' obsessions, though.

Hekate

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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:59 AM
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61. Hmmmm....OK...I thought it sounded a bit familiar.... n/t
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butterfly77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 06:03 PM
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52. I know damned well...
that this can't be for real these people are really desperate and crazy as hell..
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The Gunslinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 08:55 PM
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54. where's the helmet..........Where's the helmet!!!!!!!!
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-24-09 11:14 PM
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60. These boys are fixated well with the penis... and the power of sex
One has to wonder...

PAGING DR. FREUD
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:11 AM
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62. If only someone had saved the skin ...
imagine how much they could sell it for on E-bay.:crazy: :silly:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:24 AM
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63. Thinking with their dipsticks
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fxfjqk5LDqY/SZzMmqn-S-I/AAAAAAAAAWA/5YF7n2Qf7eg/s320/think+with+your+dipstick.jpg


Humor aside, these people, as are most freepers, are beyond any rational thought or discourse. :( They can try again next life.
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sweetpotato Donating Member (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:50 AM
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65. Jealous much?
that is all.
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bermudat Donating Member (985 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 09:57 AM
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66. Ever wonder why the rest of the planet thinks the US is nuts?!
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 10:06 AM
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68. What the f does that have to do with anything?
Who cares??? OMFG, what is it with these people and their obsession with dicks?
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 10:09 AM
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69. i have no time for the politically insane
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