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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:04 PM
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Hey Rush Limbaugh, I've got something for you to fucking read (pic heavy, not for the weak hearted)
First, I hope one of these days when you go to Central America to fuck little boys, one of them bites your feeble little dick off. THEN we'll see who is man enough to talk about pain. And I'm SURE you don't kiss them on the lips like this woman



who looks like she is going to throw up because she KNOWS whee your drug-addled lips have been.

Second, you chickenhawk piece of shit. You led the fucking marching band to go to war against innocent people in Iraq, and sat your blubbery fat ass behind a microphone while THOUSANDS of our children died, and MILLIONS of Iraqis died and were maimed and for what, so you could get your rocks off thinking about all of that military ass? Is that what you do while you are 'on the air' jerk off?



Third, being a drug addled food addicted clown does NOT give you the right to control a major political party, but since your followers are drug and food addicted clowns, it stands to reason that they would follow you.



Fourth, you been married more times than a cow has a calf in it's lifetime, and now you share your mansion with ONLY a cat (that we know of, but you probably have a conduit directly to Central America for little boys) and you BOUGHT OFF your wives silence. Is that because you really are a gasbag? Have no dick? Only understand two words when it come to sex, blow me? What turned them off fat boy? I guess if you get an aneurysm or your heart explodes maybe they'll come forward since you won't be able to shut them up anymore.




And last, you are a fucking racist. It would serve you right to break down in the Brother's neighborhood one day and have them video you screaming like a little girl for your miserable life for all of the shit you've said about them. You only fucking wish you could throw, catch or run like them, but maybe that's the issue, you're just a miserable human being becaue you are so ordinary and you take it out on the world because all you can do is make money being a jerk off radio entertainer.



Some fucking legacy douche bag. When your last fucking seconds come like fat Jerry Falwell's, there will be NO ONE to help you, keep that in mind. And the only thing you will be remembered for is the hate you spewed.

Fuck you, you wanted to visit, here's reality. Fuck you.




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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:11 PM
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1. Senator Al Franken got it right: Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:20 PM
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4. SENATOR AL FRANKEN, has a nice ring to it
and the love of his life Franni, something Limpballs will NEVER understand.
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Lorax7844 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 12:10 PM
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25. yes it does
suck it freepers, Senator Franken rules!
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:12 PM
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2. Nice job! Recommended. nt.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:19 PM
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3. K&R
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:26 PM
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5. He's a pedophile?
I've never heard this. Do you have a source or link?
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:38 PM
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7. YUP
After all, he went to the Dominican Republic with four male friends and a bottle filled with 29 doses of Viagra in his luggage. The Dominican Republic is a notorious sex-tourist location. And who knows if any of Limbaugh's alleged sexual partners were underage. So... you decide. Quoting Limbaugh:

http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2008/09/is_rush_limbaug.html

Rush Limbaugh Detained With Viagra


Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name.

Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at the airport after returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials found the Viagra in his luggage but his name was not on the prescription, said Paul Miller, a spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

Miller said the alleged violation could be a second-degree misdemeanor. The sheriff's office was investigating and will soon turn the case over to the state attorney's office, which had no immediate comment Tuesday.

Under the deal reached last month with prosecutors, Limbaugh was not to be arrested for any infraction for 18 months in exchange for authorities deferring a charge of "doctor shopping." Prosecutors had alleged the conservative talk-show host illegally deceived multiple physicians to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions.

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Limbaugh Jokes 'How Did I Get Bob Dole's Luggage?'
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Limbaugh also must submit to random drug tests and continue treatment for his admitted addiction to painkillers.

Limbaugh's doctor had prescribed the Viagra, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport, Miller said.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/06/27/national/main1753947.shtml
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:04 PM
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11. You are kidding aren't you?
Hell, with your judgmental attitude, I'd hate for you to be on a jury deciding my fate.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:19 PM
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14. Your bubble didn't get busted there did it?
I mean you sound like you're taking up for the pigboy, surely that's not true is it? :rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:51 PM
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16. Rush, is that you???????
:patriot:
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 01:39 AM
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19. What a strange thing to say.
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ClearPresentDanger Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 06:35 AM
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20. Do you have a link for who the 4 male friends were?
I think googling them might be quite revealing..I'm away from the cptr next 8 hours or so though...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 06:59 AM
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23. Got it.........Rush Limbaugh's Dominican Stag Party
Edited on Wed Aug-26-09 07:03 AM by DainBramaged
29 Viagra pills, two "24" producers among radio star's all-male crew

Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills. The passenger manifest was among several documents released today by the Palm Beach County State's Attorney in response to a TSG open records request. Included in the material released were a copy of the handwritten statement Limbaugh provided investigators after he was detained upon the discovery of the impotency drug. An affidavit sworn three days later by Limbaugh was also released. In that document, Limbaugh explains that the Viagra "was intended for my exclusive use" and that the drug had been prescribed in the name of his drug treatment doctor, Steven Strumwasser, "to further maintain and protect my privacy." (4 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush4.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush3.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html

Passenger and crew list included.
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ClearPresentDanger Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 05:02 PM
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26. Thanks, I'll let you know if anything turns up...nt
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Jazzgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:04 PM
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10. There are lots of threads on DU about it.
I understand he is a drug addicted pedophile....but I can't prove it! :evilgrin:
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teamster633 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 06:44 AM
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21. some say he's a
posterior-pimpled draft-dodger

pill-popping drug addict

boy-buggering pedophile

we report, you decide...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 06:46 AM
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22. Some say, in spite of his net worth, he is a

FAILURE




I agree.
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chrisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:27 PM
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6. Bwahahaha!
Rush couldn't work the cash registers at a Burger King. Even being the leader of the Republicans in their current state is out of his league.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 07:41 PM
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8. Ha!
:rofl:

Recommended.
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Mythbuster Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:00 PM
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9. LMAO!!! Choice Post! nt
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:07 PM
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12. I'd like to add:




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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:14 PM
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13. That has to be the most righteous thing I've read in quite a while
+1
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 08:35 PM
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15. LOL the last pic is hilarious....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-25-09 10:56 PM
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17. missed one...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 01:25 AM
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18. One more thing Rushblo
I sit here crying because a hero of mine and of the Left has just died, Teddy Kennedy. You could not even carry his jock strap in death, Think about that. The history books will be kind and will honor him, you they will laugh at.

Fucking asshole.

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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-26-09 12:02 PM
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24. HEY RUSH, in case you stop by today, fuck you.
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