What would your ideal Administration look like

and are there any cabinet positions you'd change the name of, abolish or merge with another?

1. President -
2. Vice President -
3. Secretary of State -
4. Secretary of Defense -
5. Secretary of the Treasury -
6. Secretary of the Interior -
7. Attorney General -
8. Secretary of Agriculture -
9. Secretary of Commerce -
10. Secretary of Labor -
11. Secretary of Health & Human Services -
12. Secretary of Housing & Urban Dev. -
13. Secretary of Transportation -
14. Secretary of Energy -
15. Secretary of Homeland Security -
16. Secretary of Education -
17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs -

1. President - Chuck Norris
2. Vice President - Chuck Norris
3. Secretary of State - Chuck Norris
4. Secretary of Defense - Chuck Norris
5. Secretary of the Treasury - Chuck Norris
6. Secretary of the Interior - Chuck Norris
7. Attorney General - Chuck Noris
8. Secretary of Agriculture - Chuck Norris
9. Secretary of Commerce - Chuck Norris
10. Secretary of Labor - Chuck Norris
11. Secretary of Health & Human Services - Chuck Norris
12. Secretary of Housing & Urban Dev. - Chuck Norris
13. Secretary of Transportation - Chuck Norris
14. Secretary of Energy - Chuck Norris
15. Secretary of Homeland Security - Chuck Norris
16. Secretary of Education - Chuck Norris
17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Chuck Norris

Just remember:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

that raises the ick factor tenfold. :evilgrin:

can do all that why, oh why hasn't he found bin laden. I shall assume he's laced up his combat boots to hit the ground in Iraq and the rest of our troops will be able to come home!

Gore
Obama
Clark or State
Hillary for Homeland Security (really)
Edwards for HHS

Pres--Obama
VP--Edwards
Sec of State--Richardson
SecDef--it can't be Wes Clark yet because of some rule, so Chuck Hagel
Interior--Gore
Attorney General--why not Fitzgerald?
Veterans Affairs--I'll put Clark here
Homeland Security--Hillary

1. President - Al Gore
2. Vice President - John Edwards
3. Secretary of State - Gov. Bill Richardson
4. Secretary of Defense - Wes Clark
5. Secretary of the Treasury - Robert Reich
6. Secretary of the Interior -
7. Attorney General - Elliot Spitzer
8. Secretary of Agriculture -
9. Secretary of Commerce -
10. Secretary of Labor -
11. Secretary of Health & Human Services -
12. Secretary of Housing & Urban Dev. - Sen. Barbara Mikulski
13. Secretary of Transportation -
14. Secretary of Energy -
15. Secretary of Homeland Security -
16. Secretary of Education -
17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs -
18. Secretary of Peace - Rep. Dennis Kucinich

* denotes combined departments

1. President - Al Gore

2. Vice President - Barrack Obama

3. Secretary of State - Nancy Pelosi

4. Secretary of Defense - Wes Clark

5. Secretary of the Treasury - Suze Orman

6. Secretary of the Interior - Graham Greene

7. Attorney General - Patrick Fitzgerald

8. Secretary of Agriculture - Willie Nelson

9. Secretary of Commerce - Brad Henry

10. Secretary of Labor - James Hoffa Jr.

12.*Secretary of Housing & Human Services- Martin Sheen

13.*Secretary of Transportation and Energy- Dennis Kucinich

15. Secretary of Homeland Security - John Murtha

16. Secretary of Education - Bernie Mack

17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Max Cleland