Anyone know what the War Czar job pays?

burythehatchet

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:10 PM
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Anyone know what the War Czar job pays?

and whether utter failure will score me a congressional medal of freedom?

:shrug:

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Atman

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:11 PM
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1. Blow jobs from Jeff Gannon

All he can eat.

No actual cash money, though.

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:15 PM
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2. Roughly the same

as a ringmaster for Barnum&Bailey.

Yes you will get the MOF.

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volstork

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:19 PM
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3. May there is

a cool uniform!

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Rosemary2205

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:28 PM
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4. The pay is probably OK but the bennies have to be terrible.

I imagine your employment environment would be dodge and weave whenever chimpy decides to fling more poo.

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lutefisk

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:31 PM
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5. The big $$$ were in the Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA)

As long as you were a Bushie, the CPA was your family's eternal ticket to home ownership in the Bahamas. Just pluck those shrink wrapped packs of hundred dollar bills off those pallets like leaves off a tree. It's not that easy anymore. The Bushies are taking the taxpayers' money in ways we don't even know about, yet.

The War Czar might have to actually wait for the 7-8 figure payday until he/she heads to the private sector in 6 months to 1 year. That's too long for a real Bushie.

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Canuckistanian

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:34 PM
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6. Go for it

All you have to do is swallow your pride, your dignity and your humanity.

After that, it's easy street.

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bonito

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:40 PM
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7. I had to think about that

I've swallowed my pride, and my dignity but for the sake of humanity.

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Gregorian

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Thu Apr-12-07 10:46 PM
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8. Free gasoline for life!

And for your friends, too.

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