Woman allegedly hid 12-pack between legs - has 40 arrests on her record

Woman allegedly hid 12-pack between legs

ZACHARY, La., Sept. 2 (UPI) -- Police in Louisiana said they arrested a woman accused of stealing a 12-pack of beer by hiding it between her legs.

Zachary police Cpt. David McDavid said Baker, La., resident Lisa Newsome, 42, admitted after her Monday arrest that she was the woman depicted on a security camera shoving the 12-pack of Miller Lite and a couple of sodas up her dress at Crossroads Grocery in early August, WAFB-TV, Baton Rouge, La., reported Wednesday.

"She attempted to show us how she did it," McDavid said. "But we told her not to pull her pants down."

McDavid said Newsome has 40 arrests on her record for charges including felony theft, possession of cocaine and writing bad checks.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/09/02/Woman-allegedly-hid-12-pack-between-legs/UPI-96601251922858/

45 strikes and you are out. She still has a few to go (and yeah, I know - it is arrests and not convictions, still though.....)

"But we told her not to pull her pants down."

I'll bet... :puke:

I was in a store where a woman shoplifted a brisket and hid it under her breasts.
I'm thinking that the 12 pack between the legs was just as ugly...:hide:

just imagine the increase in internal pressure on the cans of carbonated drink from the thigh friction and rhythmic shaking!!!

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pnorman

One of our more obese Texans smuggled a gun into jail - by hiding it in his fat rolls!

http://www.nbcactionnews.com/content/aroundtheweb/story/Obese-Inmate-Sneaks-Gun-Into-Jail-in-Belly-Fat/90HOEVqJUEqufqXqThy-Hw.cspx