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Julius Civitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:38 PM
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Wait! Did Sarah Palin try to seduce Levi Johnson? (Vanity Fair interview)
Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 12:43 PM by Julius Civitatus
People have been pointing out that one of the bombshells of the Levi Johnson interview in Vanity Fair is that she doesn't know how to hunt. We are led to believe that "Caribou Barbie", which we have seen hunting wolves and skinning moose doesn't know how to use a gun. Hmmm... I don't buy it. I think there could be a different reading to this passage of the interview:


"She says she goes hunting and lives off animal meat -- I've never seen it," says Levi. "I've never seen her touch a fishing pole. She had a gun in her bedroom and one day she asked me to show her how to shoot it. I asked her what kind of gun it was, and she said she didn't know, because it was in a box under her bed."

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/09/levi-johnston.html
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/5--most-shocking-things-levi-johnston-says-sarah-palin-200929


Hmmm.... I don't know, but there could be a different angle to that:

So Palin claims she "doesn't know how to use a gun", and asks this strapping young man to "show her how to use it"... but the gun is kept in her bedroom, under her bed. Wink, wink.

Cue the "chika-bow, chika-bow-bow" porn theme! :popcorn:

Another interesting episode of the Wasilla Hillbillies saga.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:39 PM
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1. that's exactly how I read it.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:40 PM
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2. Ew, gross!
I can't see how he would find her even remotely attractive. I don't.
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:49 PM
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12. Well, it doesn't say that he did. This speaks more to HER thinking she
is hot and wanting to seduce HIM.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:51 PM
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20. LOTS of guys on DU disagree with you. (nt)
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:40 PM
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3. LOL - wouldn't put it past her. nt
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:41 PM
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4. Image I don't want in my head
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:42 PM
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5. Does this qualify her as a Cougar?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:43 PM
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6. Oh hell yeah.
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:43 PM
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7. Hm, maybe she wanted him to stand closely behind her, his hands
on hers as they hold the gun together...yeah, that popped into my mind.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:43 PM
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8. "In our next American Sportsman, Levi field dresses a cougar"
:D
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:51 PM
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17. DUzy----ISH!
:D
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:37 PM
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26. And after that
he makes a MILF shake.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:47 PM
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29. Ohhh my.
:spray:
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:44 PM
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9. Yup, that's what I thought.
and he is either too stupid to take the hint (or he didn't want it).

I bet she knew exactly what kind of gun she had.

If the rest of the story is true (she and Taaawd are a marriage in name only), her making a trite ploy to bed the daughters hunky (yeech) boyfriend would fit right in.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:45 PM
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10. DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!
:thumbsup:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:46 PM
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11. Yep, Ms Palin is really Mrs Robinson
So insecure she has to compete with teen-aged daughter for the boys.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:06 PM
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23. I have one word for Levi just one word
"Plastics"
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:58 PM
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33. latex
or whatever they're made of
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:13 PM
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25. Yes, the title of the article was suggestive of this
It made me think that there were some revelations that Levi spilled, but didn't want included in the article.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:48 PM
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30. This version needs to be called "The Drop Out."
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:49 PM
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13. Cougarcuda? Now I have to bleach my brain...I cannot unthink this.
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:49 PM
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14. Well... that's a pretty subtle come-on in Wasilla
Usually it's "You and me, fucking, right now. Whaddya say?"

So I'm not surprised he didn't catch on.
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:59 PM
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34. Very astute observation, Culanowa.
:rofl:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:50 PM
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15. Iow, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!1" n/t
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:51 PM
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16. Don't forget this kid has a serious axe to grind
and I doubt Palin had to be shown how to fire a gun by Levi. I'm sure Todd educated her on that account many years ago if her own dad hadn't.

While he might have been invited into the boudoir as a tease, I sincerely doubt this is the reason.

Still, it does provide the occasional snicker.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:51 PM
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19. Kill joy. nt
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:01 PM
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35. I say "grind away," Levi
I don't care how many axes he has to grind as long as he contributes to the destruction of She Who Shall Not Be Named. That woman has got to go.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:51 PM
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18. "in a box under her bed."
Sounds like it to me.
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:56 PM
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21. Speculation and beneath the standards of D.U., IMO
No one despises Palin more than I. But we're better than this people.
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:02 PM
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22. "Standards"? WTF?
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ohheckyeah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:45 PM
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40. Evidently not. n/t
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JeffR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:09 PM
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24. Startling new proof confirms this rumor!!


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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:41 PM
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28. .
:rofl:
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:50 PM
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31. Duzy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:) :)
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:02 PM
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36. I LOVE it, JeffR.
Great photoshop.
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livetohike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:41 PM
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27. I watched the entire "Morning Joe" show this a.m. and they didn't
give any time at all to the Levi/Sarah saga. Normally, they are propping Sarah up like a Queen.

They haven't mentioned one word either about the joke of her speaking in Hong Kong. Meanwhile they promoted that little blurb all day on their crawl on Tuesday.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:57 PM
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32. "Mrs. Palin, I think you are trying to ... um... what's the word..."
"Spruce? No, that's not it."

"Seduce?"

"Yeah, that's it, seduce."

"Nevermind. I'll just call Brad."
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:07 PM
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37. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. I've always thought there was something
more to the "Caribou Barbie" nickname than meets the eye.
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:30 PM
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38. Sarah hasn't denied this claim.
Must be true.
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:38 PM
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39. She made him cut off his mullet. Maybe that was to make him
bed ready!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:49 PM
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42. That was the mccain people, I'd bet
They wanted him to be "clean-cut, wholesome & boy-next-door-ish"...not a slacker dude..
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quiet.american Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:47 PM
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41. Man, I thought it was just me! That read like, excuse the phrase, "MILF" material. nt
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:57 PM
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43. Levi, will you come in my bedroom and open my box
and show me how this thing works?
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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 04:35 PM
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44. I plumb don't know what yer gettin' at Miz Hathaway.....
(to you youngins, reffing Beverly Hillbillies.)
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