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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 12:55 PM
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Will someone please write a trashy novel about the Wasilla Hillbillies? Names will be changed ...
... to protect the innocent -- if there are any such creatures over the age of 14 in that sprawling, brawling extended family.

Honest, I keep TRYING to look away, but it's like trying to look away from a train wreck -- or trying to put down that trashy novel your neighbor loaned you. You KNOW it's going to leave images in your brain that no bleach can remove, but the fascination is too much.

Hekate
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:06 PM
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1. A new sitcom -- Unmarried With Children
Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 01:06 PM by MindPilot
Only it has to be on HBO or Showtime so they can say "fuck".
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 04:31 PM
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14. STARRING TINA FEY!!!!
Oh man, I'd PPV that one!
Excellent idea!

BHN
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:07 PM
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2. Why change names, innocent or not? . . .
As Vonnegut observed, it's unnecessary, since God (in his infinite wisdom) protects the innocent as a matter of heavenly routine.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:07 PM
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3. Like this?

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one_true_leroy Donating Member (807 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:08 PM
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4. Vol. 1: The Vanilla Thrilla' From Wasilla.
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:09 PM
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5. Lynne Cheney should write it. She's a really horrible Republican sometime novelist.
It's perfect.
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:19 PM
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6. Here's one, for starters:


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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:24 PM
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7. 'He thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.'
She silently gasped "OOOH TAWD!!! THAT'S BETTER THAN WOOLF SHOOTIN'!"
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:30 PM
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8. She tensed up as a wave of sexual guilt swelled up inside her but being Purpose Driven.....
Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 01:44 PM by Stevenmarc
she knew Jesus would lead her to a place outside of herself, her own personal Rapture, but she was brought back by the rutting sounds of her husband and she knew the act was mercifully over.
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Loge23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 02:06 PM
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11. That's excellent! You inspired me!
Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 02:16 PM by Loge23
Exhausted from the minutia of the day’s events, but still awake with the sounds of her adoring fans in her head, Sarah toweled off from the shower and made her way into the bedroom. The house was finally empty; the kids at her parents and Todd; well, Todd, she knew, was far away – off fishing he told her. Her suspicions about Todd and Jim, Todd’s long-time friend and fishing partner, had by now totally consumed her thoughts. She tried to ignore it, but the thoughts of what Todd may be doing right now, at this moment had both enraged and excited her.
Just then, she heard the unmistakable sound of Levi’s old F-150 in the driveway.
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:28 AM
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15. Good one
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:32 PM
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9. No publisher would run with that project
truly a case of life is better than fiction.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 01:32 PM
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10. The Real Housewives of Wasilla
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 03:43 PM
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12. Shameless kick.
What other kind could there possibly be in a thread like this? I knew DUers would come through.

Hekate
:rofl:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 04:29 PM
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13. K&R #2 for, use BUSH family names!1 n/t
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