Another can of human Spam!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!

skip fox

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Thu Sep-03-09 01:03 PM
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Another can of human Spam!!! . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!

Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 01:09 PM by skip fox

Head Wreck is saying, "You gotta be smart, America, and be prepared for when this nation is ObamaWacked at last and the ol' trumpets start blaring from the sky. . . . Why I've got survival rations for over two years already saved up. Plus Ninji knives and 14 assault weapons. . . . Not only that, but I've got plenty of gold coins and bought a $10,000,000 Rapture Insurance Policy . . . not that I have any doubts, of course, but just in case. . . . Like I said, America, it's time to get prepared."

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mike_c

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Thu Sep-03-09 01:05 PM
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1. aheh, aheh, this is gonna make a mess....

:headbang:

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MindPilot

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Thu Sep-03-09 01:13 PM
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2. Never thought I'd need this bomb shelter after Saint Reagan smited them commies.

Wonder if this tuna is still OK?

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skip fox

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Thu Sep-03-09 01:13 PM
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3. "So I bought Rapture Insurance for a million bucks that will pay me

Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 01:14 PM by skip fox

over a trillion if I get left behind . . . by accident, of course . . . Anyway, the salesman told me that my policy is backed up by the Nigerian Treasury so fit there's a mistake in The Book, say, I won't have to worry about a thing. . . Pretty smart, huh?"

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dixiegrrrrl

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Thu Sep-03-09 03:56 PM
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4. " God is only talking to meeeeee

thru these magic headphones."

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skip fox

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Thu Sep-03-09 04:10 PM
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5. "The hard part is, after you've taken you shotr, trying to get these

Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 04:10 PM by skip fox

damn sound blocker-ear muffs off so you can hear the wounded animal scream and squeal."

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skip fox

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Thu Sep-03-09 04:13 PM
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6. "And I'm an animal lover as well . . . You bet I love them . . . mostly medium rare."

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