OMG! A copy of Obama's planned school speech is found! The Republicans were right again!

Look at this excerpt from the speech Obama is planning on giving to our kids this week! The conservatives were right again, he wants to indoctrinate our children! It's terrifying!!!



*SNIP*

At this point I would ask that all the grown ups get up and leave the room, this message is for the children only!

…are the gone? Okay.

Greetings children of the motherland, it is your glorious leader, Czar Obama. As cogs of the working class, it is of course your duty to always do as your leader instructs you. Those caught disobeying my rule will end up breaking rocks or pulling turnips. Or dead. But what good would that do me? Czar Obama?

First I would address you’re current school curriculum. It will end immediately! No more learning of the great traitors of history such as George Washington, John Kennedy, Eli Whitney, and all the others who have turned their back on the greater good. No more math. No more science. You will all learn a trade. You will learn to make things with your hands, as befits the working class!

You may have heard from your parents that I want to kill your grandmothers. This is bad they say, and wrong. But is it? Yes, the old woman may make cookies, but can she make tractors? Yes, she can build gingerbread houses, but can she build factories? I ask you children, what good is a member of our new empire if they cannot contribute to the greater good? Better that her blood greases the wheels of the great machine of progress!

You also may have heard that I am not really American. This is also true. But so what of it? Think of all those beloved to you that are not from America. The Wiggles, for example. Or Danish physicist Neils Bohr? All your greatest heroes are from foreign soil! Does that then mean that I am not fit to lead? No!

Children of America, listen to me now, CAST OFF the shackles of oppression your parents have placed on you! You have the will to say no! You have the will to do whatever you want! Whatever I TELL you you want! Doing only what I say is the ultimate freedom! Being part of the great machine is the greatest dream you can aspire to!

Your new enemies are your parents! The America loving Republicans! The birthers who know my true origins! The tea baggers who rise against me! Only through revolution can we make our shared dream a reality!

Now, tell your parents they can come back into the room.

…so in closing children, work hard at school! Respect your teachers, remember to study hard, and above all have a great time!
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.

*SNIP*


We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

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Shouldn't there be some ritual so the parents never find out? I mean, not even a pledge of honor with their hands over their hearts or anything?

This will never work

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The Pubs have been vindicated once again!
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there are plenty of people out there who will only hear what is written in the OP. They are that stupid.

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"Yes, the old woman may make cookies, but can she make tractors?" too funny.

K&R!

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Surely, these "fair and balanced" propagandists are a threat to our liberally biased reality. :sarcasm:

That's a great piece of work. I stole your ideas and came up with an alternative version:

Here's secret leaked video of Obama's Speech to our Innocent School Children:

" ... and do your homework every night ...... OK, did the teachers all leave the room to smoke yet? ...are they gone? ... Okay.

Greetings children of the motherland, it is your glorious leader, Czar Obama. As cogs of the working class, it is of course your duty to do as I say. Those caught disobeying my orders will end up spending the rest of their years pulling turnips.

Your school lessons will change. No more learning about the great traitors of history, such as George Washington Carver and Eli Whitney. No more art. You will all learn a trade useful to the Motherland, such as changing bedpans in our new Giant Warehouses for the Aged.

You may have heard from your parents that I want to kill your grandmothers. This is bad, they say. Yes, she may make great cookies, but can she make tractors? What good is a member of my new empire if she cannot contribute to my Five Year Plan? Better that her blood greases the wheels of the great machine of progress!

You also may have heard that I am not really American. So what? Think of all those beloved to you that are not from America. The Wiggles, for example. Or Danish physicist Neils Bohr? All your greatest heroes are from foreign soil!

Children of America, listen to me now, CAST OFF the shackles of oppression your parents have placed on you! You have the will to say no to your teachers! I know best what you need. You have the freedom to follow my orders! Doing what I say is the ultimate freedom! Being part of the great machine is the greatest dream you can aspire to!

Your true enemies are your parents and Great Americans who listen to Sean Hannity! We must stand together against the birthers who know my true identity!

Now, the teachers should be done with their smoke right about now ....

...so in closing children, work hard at school! Respect your teachers, remember to study hard, and eat your vegetables!

God bless you, and God bless the United States of America."

Nice.

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