If fundies were in charge

This is a follow-up of my "you might be a fundie if..." post
Currently, I am in full anti-religious hatred mode

What it would be like if fundies were the majority:

Fundie kid: "Mom, I'm going to go beat up some fags."

Fundie mom: "Okay, dear, just be back in time for our afternoon prayers and blood-drinking ritual."

Fundie kid: "Of course. God will want to know what a good job I did defeating his enemies. Maybe I can kill one of them today."

Later, the fundie dad gets home from work and beats his wife to establish his Godly dominance in the family.

Fundie wife: "Thank you, dear. I'm so relieved that I have a real Christian man for a husband. Now can you pray for the healing of my broken nose and concussion?

Fundie husband: "Not until you have finished scrubbing the bathroom floor with a toothbrush, you sinful daughter of Eve." He goes to get his belt and stand over her as she scrubs, beating her if she misses a spot, in spite of her broken arm.

Suddenly a neighbor rushes in. "Come quick, we found a child reading a Harry Potter book. She's tied to a stake now and we're gathering wood for the fire. We need all the good Christians there to shout at the witch as she burns."

The fundies rush out, grabbing twigs from their yard as they go. "Praise God, it's so good that we have the chance to kill another heathen. We've burned five children in this neighborhood alone this year. The Lord is good."

is it?

Remember these people? I see the bumper stickers every couple of days or so. And yes, South Georgia is "Fundie Central".

sorry for the self promotion, but it is relevant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjPs3bFQxKo

Tribulation comes before or after Rapture, 1000 Year Reign and whether or not the gift of speaking in tongues were a lost gift of the Holy Spirit that left with the apostles' deaths or not, and then, the proper mechanism for a "biblical" capital execution of sentence.

Can't you just imagine it now! "The 121st Armored Pickup Truck Light Artillary First Southern Baptist Brigade is advancing upon the 22rd Assemblies of God Infantry Volunteers for control of Downtown Tuxahatchee. . .Control of the area will ensure the advance of one or the others against the United Methodist and Episcopal Loyalist Brigades . . . it is a sad day when the Reconstruction Rebels are is such a state of civil war and Loyalists gaining strength every day."