Ta Dah - a new "freeperism" - "carp down our throats"

"Authoritarian brownshirted fascist dems need to quit lying and shoving carp down our throats."

posted 9/5/2009 7:05:00 PM on Salt Lake Tribune

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_13274900?source=most_viewed

Fishing anyone?

WeDidIt - most excellent - thanks

but I don't want to abuse any fish.

:rofl:

Carp Plaster
Reduces high fever, as in the case of pneumonia. Crush and mash a whole, live carp and mix with a small amount of whole-wheat flour. Spread this mixture onto oiled paper and apply to the chest. When treating pneumonia, drink 1 or 2 teaspoons of carp blood, only in the case where the carp has just been killed. Take the body temperature every half hour, and immediately remove the carp plaster when the temperature reaches normal.

It really ticks them off, but of the young repugs I knew, many played army guys with us and gleefully volunteered to be the "superior" Nazis in their eyes. What a bunch of traitors to the USA! And show them Nazi quotes similar to what they believe. Remind them that Prescott Bush was convicted for trading with the Nazis. They hate being called Nazis. Stop being nice to them.

Hitler had some ideas I am sure they agree with:

http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quotes_by/adolf+hitler

Here's one to describe how repugs behave at town hall meetings:

The National Socialist Party will prevent in the future, by force if necessary, all meetings and lectures which are likely to exercise a depressing influence on the German state.

Go carp! Gag those suckers!

Catfish would probably be better.

Think one like this would work?

1. Are we supposed to cook and filet the carp first?

2. Is frozen carp ok to use, or do we need to thaw?

3. If the carp is alive, will PETA be notified?

4. Would it be cruel to leave fish scales on the carp, and if so, how do we detain the freeper while we use a paring knife?

Thanks for your help.

1. Are we supposed to cook and filet the carp first?
No
2. Is frozen carp ok to use, or do we need to thaw?
Frozen carp is just fine.
3. If the carp is alive, will PETA be notified?
No they will not be notified.
4. Would it be cruel to leave fish scales on the carp, and if so, how do we detain the freeper while we use a paring knife?
No, it's not cruel to leave the scales on the carp. If you need to detain the freeper, we would
recommend putting on either Beck, O'Reilly, or Limbaugh. (Ear plugs for you are recommended). Said
freeper should go into a trance.

That is animal abuse if I ever heard it.