If I had the money I would buy Bush's old pig farm and rename it the Ted Kennedy Ranch.

texanwitch

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Sat Sep-05-09 11:18 PM
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If I had the money I would buy Bush's old pig farm and rename it the Ted Kennedy Ranch.

We could burn sage to get rid of the Bush evil spirits which are still there.

It would be a great gathering place for liberals to camp out.

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rwheeler31

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Sat Sep-05-09 11:24 PM
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1. Who is bringing the water?

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texanwitch

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Sat Sep-05-09 11:27 PM
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2. Who needs water, I will bring some beer.

I am sure that there is a deep well there.

Bush had a fishing lake built if I remember right.

I really would like to reclaim that land and rename it for a good decent American.

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opihimoimoi

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Sat Sep-05-09 11:43 PM
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3. I'm sorry...its been sullied/poisoned beyong redemption/recognition

Needs 3647586 years to become clean again...

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madinmaryland

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Sun Sep-06-09 12:27 AM
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4. Forget the pig farm. I would prefer Washington National Airport to be

named Ted Kennedy National Airport.

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texanwitch

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Sun Sep-06-09 12:31 AM
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5. We have a airport here named after a Bush.

Natives call it the big airport.

We have a smaller airport named Hobby.

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Hekate

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Sun Sep-06-09 02:19 AM
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6. Wouldn't that be great. Sage, drumming, chanting going on for days...

Eventually it would be cleansed.

The open gate to the ranch would be dedicated to Cindy Sheehan and all the bereaved mothers of war who stand outside waiting to be heard. A fountain would be built outside the gate in memory of her standing there in the Texas sun getting dehydrated when Bush could so easily have sent out bottles of cool water.

What would you have on the inside of the Ted Kennedy Ranch?

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texanwitch

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Sun Sep-06-09 02:36 AM
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7. I would lke a place for city kids to go fishing, horseback riding, and just enjoying the country.

I can think of a lot things I would like.

To bad I don't have the money.

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Hekate

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Sun Sep-06-09 10:42 AM
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9. I know, but this is a pleasant fantasy, isn't it?

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Vickers

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Sun Sep-06-09 02:41 AM
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8. I would rename it "The Cowardly Fuckknob Prep-School Douchebag

Faux-Texan Drunk-Ass Segway-Wrecking Pretzel-Choking Locked-Door Fuck-up Croc-Wearing Horse-Afeared 'Ranch' of the Apocalypse."

:thumbsup:

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DavidDvorkin

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Sun Sep-06-09 10:51 AM
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10. No, I'd rename it the George W. Bush Memorial Pigsty.

Edited on Sun Sep-06-09 10:51 AM by DavidDvorkin

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