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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:37 PM Original message |
Cumming woman turns 102 |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Bust out the paddles! |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. Well. That's probably why shes's lived to be 102 |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
9. For the clueless out there Cumming is a town in GEORGIA. |
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Pangolin2 (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. Yeah but it's a little worrisome that it's right on Atlanta's water supply. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:08 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. Cumming Georgia? |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-09-09 02:04 PM Response to Reply #21 |
99. Yep, that's the name. It's just down the road from me |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:42 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. i was thinking the same...filthy minds think alike |
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d_b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
23. lols |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
3. Your pathetic attempt at crude humor aside, |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
4. That's out by me. Happy B-Day. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. That has GOT to be a record. |
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Toasterlad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. Definitely. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:35 PM Response to Reply #5 |
38. What must be a record? Being 102 years old? |
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Barack_America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. A "one-woman operation, to be sure"? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
7. Better than eating yogurt. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
8. was that all in one session? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
11. could.not.resist.urge ... of course not. why should you? restraint.... nah |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:52 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. And nevermind that Cumming, GA is a legitimate city. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. exactly. legitimate, but had to make crude on a female. and an old female one would think |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:03 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. It's even old to my 64. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. ah. i love it. amazing how they disappear in group. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
13. Let's analyze this, OK? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 03:59 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. thumbs up to your post. nt |
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Toasterlad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #13 |
26. Lighten Up, Francis. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 06:55 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. That's OK. I'll decide for myself how to react. But, hey, thanks |
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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:13 PM Response to Reply #13 |
27. Might want to take your complaint to northfulton.com |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 06:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. It was their headline. A Cumming woman turned 102. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:47 PM Response to Reply #30 |
42. many reasons, not the least is the play on words. much humorful... |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:57 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Did I "loose" my sense of humor? |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. LOL!!! you did lose it!! the "loose" was a play on words... |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:33 PM Response to Reply #13 |
37. I completely agree that this should be ignored...oh crap...too late. eom |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:37 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Very clever. Let me ask: Do you find this story amusing |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:44 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. ahhhh...I see. the humor is in the title of the headline, it has nothing ... |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #41 |
47. Hmm...I don't see it. Perhaps it's because I know Cumming. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:05 PM Response to Reply #41 |
53. There's a special section on DU for absurdist humor. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:13 PM Response to Reply #53 |
65. This is very mild. It isn't crude. You wouldn't comment in the lounge but.. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:56 PM Response to Reply #13 |
84. For "Post To Be Completely Ignored of The Day".... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:52 PM Response to Reply #84 |
95. 'Life is far too important to be taken seriously' |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
16. Oh, yeah...I forgot... |
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Pangolin2 (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
17. I sure respect her sense of priorities. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 04:04 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. And I disrespect your pathetic sense of humor. |
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Toasterlad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
25. Maybe Sting Is Onto Something With That Tantric Business... |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
28. the shriveled penis brigade. vulgar to a 102 yr old women. yawl feel like men now? |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:10 PM Response to Reply #28 |
35. Your comments are a personal attack. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:40 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Actually, they are not a personal attack. They are an observation. |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:59 PM Response to Reply #40 |
45. Actually, they are a personal attack. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. The Lounge. Perhaps you've heard of it. |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:02 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. I never go there. Why don't you tell them I said hello? |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:05 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. More's the pity. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:02 PM Response to Reply #35 |
50. lighten up. it is funny. lost sense of humor. really.... this is all about being crude about |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:04 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. Since when is grandma getting her bell rung crude? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:05 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. you know |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:10 PM Response to Reply #55 |
62. Your lack of a sense of humor is tragic. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:11 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. and your hypocrisy is remembered. nt |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:24 PM Response to Reply #64 |
71. Again, with the personal attacks. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:32 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. bah haha. guys laughing at 102 woman cumming and you say i DENIGRATE the thread |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:37 PM Response to Reply #73 |
78. Assuming we WERE actually laughing about a 102 year old woman orgasming, so what? |
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generous ginger (17 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-09-09 02:18 PM Response to Reply #78 |
100. .... |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:06 PM Response to Reply #52 |
56. Since the story had nothing to do with that at all. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:31 PM Response to Reply #28 |
36. hmmmm.... define pathetic eom |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:04 PM Response to Reply #36 |
51. a bunch of adolescent boys joking about an 102 woman "cumming". nt |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:08 PM Response to Reply #36 |
59. Now that seems an apt definition...by example. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:15 PM Response to Reply #59 |
66. if the above is your definition of pathetic, then.... |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
29. That's the best way to turn 102 |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:33 PM Response to Reply #29 |
74. Its the best way to celebrate 32! |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
32. This thread title ought to rile up the resident Calvinists. |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:17 PM Response to Reply #32 |
67. trust me, it already has |
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Fire1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. I'm taking care of my great aunt who turned 102 in May! |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
34. Oh .... My .... God!!! |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
43. Oh, I finally get it. You all think the word cumming is an occasion |
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DireStrike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:06 PM Response to Reply #43 |
57. haha, you said "cumming" |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:07 PM Response to Reply #43 |
58. none of those are too funny, but "cumming woman turns 102", is a funny play. eom |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:09 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. It's not a play. It's a newspaper headline. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:11 PM Response to Reply #61 |
63. sensible AND funny!! eom |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:33 PM Response to Reply #61 |
76. it is one of those headlines jay leno would use in his 'headlines' segment |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:08 PM Response to Reply #43 |
60. you said... ha ha ha... you... lol lol... you said.... cuuuummmming, lol lol lol lol |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
68. allow me to waste some more bandwidth... |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:22 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Believe me, non of those finding humor in the headline have anything against Cumming, GA. |
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ProdigalJunkMail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:55 PM Response to Reply #69 |
83. i just don't get the pissed off reactions... |
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burning rain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
70. That takes the sting out of turning 102,... |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
72. You know we really need a poll. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:37 PM Response to Reply #72 |
77. I don't know why someone would think the joke offensive... |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:44 PM Response to Reply #77 |
81. Exactly. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:57 PM Response to Reply #81 |
85. or maybe 40 was a better year then 22, or even 55 or 56... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
75. This thread's not gone well. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:38 PM Response to Reply #75 |
79. Yeah, I see that. Oh well. Having a sense of humor is still a good thing to me |
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CocoaBeachCoco (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:51 PM Response to Reply #79 |
82. Yes darling but there is a sense of humor and then there is vulgarity. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:59 PM Response to Reply #82 |
86. and an orgasm at 102 is vulgar???? |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:01 PM Response to Reply #82 |
89. I know the difference |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 08:40 PM Response to Reply #75 |
80. Any thread that causes sphincteriffic responses tends to do that. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:00 PM Response to Reply #80 |
88. to tell the truth, I have been as amused by the negative humor here... |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
87. Is anyone editing news article titles before they embarrass people? |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:02 PM Response to Reply #87 |
90. Ms Rockwell is embarrassed??? |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #90 |
91. No, the journalists and editors. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:09 PM Response to Reply #91 |
92. SICK??? wow......er.....wow..... |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:17 PM Response to Reply #92 |
93. Sorry, "inappropriate in that context", better? |
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yodoobo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-09-09 01:58 PM Response to Reply #90 |
98. Maybe she is, maybe she isn't |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
94. link |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
96. it took that long?????? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-08-09 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
97. People who think there is something funny about Cumming are all wet. |
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generous ginger (17 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-09-09 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
101. This tickles me... |
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