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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:41 PM
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Christie the Cross-Eyed Motherf---er...
On MSNBC!

Three WORST Rethug "Consultants" (Read: Creepy-assed bloviators) on MSNBC:

Brad Blakeman
Ron Christie
Joe Watkins

DIS-gusting...
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WillieW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:43 PM
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1. I can't stand to look at the guy!
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 03:44 PM by WillieW
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:44 PM
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8. what about that chisled faced giraffe-necked bimbo that worked
for McCain? I actually smell ozone when I see her wall eyed face. She has short hair and ... I went to BuffaloBeast.com and looked her up:

Nancy Pfotenhauer: Charges: A face so hewn can't be found in American politics outside of the Black Hills—or possibly the Speaker's office. The envy of any giraffe prostitute, her Coulterish neck suggests a correlation between head-shoulder distance and affinity for dissembling fascism. Past crimes include acting as head lobbyist for Koch Industries, which faced 97 indictments and four criminal charges to individuals for dumping benzene, until Koch donated $800,000 to Bush and other Republicans in 2000, and all the charges magically disappeared. As advisor and spokes-liar for the McCain campaign, Nancy touted offshore drilling as the desperate, calculated and completely ineffective solution to America's energy woes. She minimized the environmental impact, claiming “We withstood Hurricanes Rita and Katrina and didn’t spill a drop” of oil. There were, in fact, almost 600 spills. Other Pftotenhauer falsifications included pretty much everything else that passed her collagen-bloated lips.

Exhibit A: "But the rest of the state, 'real Virginia,' if you will..." We won’t.

Sentence: Projectile vomits crude oil whenever she attempts to speak.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:02 PM
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9. Thanks for nothing
I had just gotten over a bad migraine when I read that ...

It made me laugh so hard my headache came back! LOL

Well, I'll get over it:)
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-12-09 12:38 AM
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11. oops! Huggies, honey. :-D
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 05:04 PM
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10. He creeps me out
:crazy:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:44 PM
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2. You forgot Tom Tancredo
IMO he's the worst by far.
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:45 PM
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3. Did you hear him openly admitting the Bush administration shit on the Constitution?
Blaming Obama for not introducing health care legislation. And after being reminded that this is not how it works, that Congress introduces legislation, saying, "oh please, when I was in the Bush administration, we drafted legislation for Congress all the time!"

Unbelievable. He's actually dissing our sitting President for respecting the separation of powers.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:46 PM
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4. Tony Blankley.
Douche extraordinaire.
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Pangolin2 Donating Member (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:46 PM
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5. Did he lose his new glasses?
:rofl:
(By the way since he's a republican he's by definition a racist. I know that because several DUers told me so. It's fascinating to learn new stuff even at age 65.)
:shrug:
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Greenpeach Donating Member (375 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 03:58 PM
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6. I knew there was a reason I turned the TV off.
Cannot stand Christie.
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whathehell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-11-09 04:07 PM
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7. Yes he is cross-eyed, isn't he?...I must admit that I laughed., even though it's a bit mean, that
Edited on Fri Sep-11-09 04:08 PM by whathehell
..but go Phils (my home town too!)
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