Tip the scales on Saturday, . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

skip fox

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Sat Sep-12-09 11:43 AM
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Tip the scales on Saturday, . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

Edited on Sat Sep-12-09 12:01 PM by skip fox

"America, I'm the only one who talks to you seriously and who won't talk down to you. . . . Everybody else seems to think you're stupid, so they clown around and talk to you like children instead of treating you like intelligent adults. . . . But not me, America! . . . You know why that is? . . . It's because I respect you and your intelligence!"

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skip fox

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Sat Sep-12-09 12:10 PM
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1. "And it's just a bunch of elitists who want our tax dollars to go to the arts . . .

I mean, most kids can draw better than Piccasso, and a bunch of sculpture just looks like a frozen vomit of white-gravy. . . . And all you need for opera is a silly hat and a big voice! . . . Geez, America, when are you going to wise up?"

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skip fox

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Sat Sep-12-09 01:39 PM
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2. "You know America, Democrats want to take away the Toon Channel.

They're hoping to trick us into watching Public Television until we all lose our bearings and forget how to think."

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skip fox

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Sat Sep-12-09 06:05 PM
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3. "You know it's all over when the fat lady sings. . . . Well, I'm not a lady, but

I told O'Reilly I was thinking of getting clipped, it you know what I mean, but he said it would be redundant.

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