135 Million People Attended Teabagger Rally in D.C. today:

In the largest gathering of humankind since history has been recorded, an estimated 135 million individuals attended the Conservative-minded March on Washington otherwise known as 9/12. "We sure as Hell put those Muslims who attend the Hajj to shame." Said Buck Diktus, a self-proclaimed rancher and cattle-farmer from Butte, Montana.

Despite photographs which indicate that only 40,000 to 60,000 individuals at most attended, Conservative adviser and self-proclaimed photographic expert Ron Christie (pictured below)




stated that..."there were so many right-minded people in attendance that the digital images ran out of available pixels. this is an issue we Republicans have long-warned the Cable News Channels about, but to no avail since they are controlled by the Radical Left."

There were many vendors present at the rally; the busiest was the concession selling a brown shirt which was available in all sizes. Also doing a brisk business were the booksellers, a new book upon the scene entitled "My Struggle" was selling out. According to organizers, this tome was published posthumously - the author having mysteriously died in a great fire in 1945, although there were some reports of his living under an assumed identity in Brazil or Argentina.

Plans for a second march entitled "Night of the Crystal" were announced.

But....I have to admit there were a lot of NUTJOBS all in one place. That's pretty scary. :scared::hide:

I attended the Second March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights where there were 500,000 participants. CNN barely covered it and made it look like there were only a few hundred marching.

1.15 million - I don't believe anyone except CSpan covered it.

That's what they said on Fox...why would they make shit up?

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I lied. And everyone knows. Was I even there? Maybe not. Those six people may have been all in my deluded, but pretty little head. {{hangs head in shame}} :rofl:

Love the eyes on your pic of Christie. And the reporting? :thumbsup::thumbsup:

he doesn't see crowds too well.

Wicked funny!! :rofl:

You made me laugh out loud.:thumbsup:

:D

:spank: :spank: :spank: Forgiveness is the hardest fucking thing to do, especially with having listened to this fruit maybe once or on accident twice.

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You forgot to mention the author was also a house painter.....er, artist.

it's like Fox News and Fox programming...the latter undermines the RW societal values (Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, House) and the former vilifies that undermining...

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Where'd they put 'em all?

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