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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 09:32 PM Original message |
Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture (no not the Onion) |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. Earth will be a much nicer place after the Rapture. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 12:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
33. Most Christians go to churches that teach against the rapture |
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Dorian Gray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 05:46 AM Response to Reply #33 |
44. I don't think that they teach AGAINST |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 09:56 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Not j ust a majority, but most Christians go to churches that officially deny the "rapture" |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 09:57 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. The word you are looking for is "Preterist" |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 10:17 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. no |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 12:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
34. Check this out, I wrote it a while back. Post Rapture diary... |
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timtom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 05:49 AM Response to Reply #1 |
45. And you see nothing self-righteous in your comments??? |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 01:42 PM Response to Reply #45 |
51. Nope. Why? |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. Even though I consider myself a Christian, I would volunteer to stay behind |
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onehandle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. Atheists that believe in the Rapture? |
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Walk away (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 10:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. or lack of delusion.... n/t |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 10:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. I think they are just trying to make a statement, or a buck. |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:31 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. I will take care of the pets for free. nt |
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man4allcats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 10:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Actually, they don't need to believe it. |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Twisted logic. Possibly Atheists believe The Rapture will be handled by Jim Jones. Doesn't mean |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 12:11 AM Response to Reply #3 |
19. No, they believe in the stupidity of the rapture ready idiots |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 11:57 AM Response to Reply #19 |
30. What's the saying? "A fool and his underware are soon parted." nt |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 11:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
31. No, just with a sense of humor |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 12:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
35. I think it's more of the P. T. Barnum school of thought.... |
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Rosa Luxemburg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. when people say get a life they really mean it? |
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dflprincess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 10:04 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I gather you mean the ones who believe in the Rapture are the ones with the loose screws. |
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Walk away (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
5. .I think we should stipulate that their Pet Health Insurance be paid ten years in advance. |
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FLyellowdog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
10. Love it!!! n/t |
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Old and In the Way (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'll provide this same service at $75.00 per dog, $100.00/cat |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I was thinking $100 a dog and cats for free. nt |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
15. Oh what a lucrative business |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
16. Post-Rapture, we'll need a site to memorialize all the fundie Republicans |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
17. Freeing useful funds from the hands of idiots -- I like it. nt |
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Skip Intro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-15-09 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
18. Brilliant. Thar's gold in them thar internets. |
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Douglas Carpenter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
20. I'm wondering, if Mike Huckabee or Sarah Palin should become the nominee in 2012 |
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exboyfil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 04:01 AM Response to Original message |
21. My border collies are going with me |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:14 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. If you want to drink the magic kool-aide go ahead. Don't give it to your animals. nt |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:26 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. +1 |
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eShirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 12:02 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. Why would there be horses in heaven? |
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exboyfil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 03:48 AM Response to Reply #32 |
38. Revelations - Jesus is riding a horse |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 05:27 AM Response to Reply #32 |
42. The French |
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Selatius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 04:03 AM Response to Reply #21 |
39. What makes you think dogs and cats are born free of sin? Revelations? |
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exboyfil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 04:27 AM Response to Reply #39 |
41. Actually I was joking - I didn't realize |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
23. The Church of the SubGenius has a better deal |
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Ignis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 02:02 PM Response to Reply #23 |
52. +1 |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
24. Oh that is so wrong... I wonder if anyone has paid them. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
26. To hell with waiting for the Rapture... |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
27. This site has rendered me speechless. |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
28. Wasn't it Will Rogers who said 'if dogs don't go to heaven, then I want to go where they go.'?? |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 11:53 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Wasn't Will Rodgers a communist? |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
36. typical... |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-16-09 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
37. I, for one, look FORWARD to the rapture. |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 04:13 AM Response to Original message |
40. Error: you can only recommend threads which were started in the past 24 hours |
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Dorian Gray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 05:45 AM Response to Original message |
43. Funny |
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BoneDaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 10:00 AM Response to Original message |
48. Now that was funny |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-17-09 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
50. No need:Their pets have been "saved" too... |
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