Humor me: If you were a Republican how would you solve the nation's problems?
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:21 AM
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Poll question: Humor me: If you were a Republican how would you solve the nation's problems?
Make sure to chose the best Republican solution.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:26 AM
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1. this is clearly a push poll
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:27 AM
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2. This OP is about as Republican as can be
Of course, it's a push poll
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:29 AM
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3. I'd add "Invade Canada" just for shits and giggles
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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7. Rescue them from their horrible healthcare!
You can giggle on your own time, mister. :evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:33 AM
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4. survival of the fittest
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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5. Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage
Which, after all, is the true source of all our problems, including rising rates of uncle abuse and the rash of teens using the 12-letter "s" word.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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6. Oh you forgot to make one choice
Start a war... that solves all problems.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:40 AM
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8. National Day of Prayer
And it damn well better be the right prayer!
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:48 AM
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9. You forgot to add : Kick out all those illegals.
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 11:49 AM by tinrobot
...and make sure 'true Americans' get to have their guns.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:49 AM
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10. yes--and spank the children everyday
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:50 AM
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11. I would send trillions to Wall Street, then force everyone to buy private health insurance.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:52 AM
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find a small resource rich nation ripe for the picking. Begin immediate demonization of said country and get your battle plan on! W00T!! USA! USA! USA! *rolling my eyes at the thought of it* Julie
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:01 PM
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18. When has that ever worked. Oops, forgot we were pretending to be republicans.
Need to beat my head against the door jam a few times before I answer.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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13. Push for a new Statute
one that denies that any of these problems exist. Add a sub-referendum eradicating the eleventh day of September. September 31 will be added. First day of spring will remain September 22 to avoid confusion.
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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pass out suicide pills to my party. :rofl:
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Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM
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16. Well, Hank, If *I* were a Republican...
I would solve the nations problems by killing myself and encouraging all of my fellow Republicans to do the same. But then, I'm not a Republican.
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM by Leftist Agitator
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:02 PM
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:03 PM
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20. "Cuz suicide is painless...it brings forth many changes...and I can take or leave it if I please..."
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:06 PM
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22. I cried the first time I heard that. A very emotional movie at the time. nt
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:05 PM
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21. Change the flag salute to "one nation, under a very forgiving and wonderful God, with..."
I would add sarcasm here if I thought it'd help.
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:12 PM
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23. And then scream "NO!" and "YOU LIE!" - but if they were REALLY capable of honesty.
You know the word they would use.
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Wed Sep-16-09 12:18 PM
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24. If I were a Republican.... it would be in my DNA to CREATE problems, not to solve them...
...so the only solution would be suicide.
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Wed Sep-16-09 01:04 PM
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25. The question is an oxymoron
It's like asking, "if you were an open flame, how would you cool things down?"
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Thu Sep-17-09 08:41 AM
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26. No option for suicide? n/t
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