Shocking News! Bush Suicide Drama

PARANOID and suicidal George Bush has suffered a devastating emotional collapse, say insiders who reveal the former President is
accusing his long-suffering wife Laura of betraying him. Learn all about the stunning incident that provoked Bush - and all the
shocking details only in GLOBE!

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/307

And made them wild
In an atmosphere of freaky holiday.
When the spotlight hit the boy,
The crowd began to cheer,
He flew away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEr_VlvAM6E

The Globe will clearly print anything




I'll believe it when I see it, or when a non-tabloid news source covers it

And just a hint of ick for added measure.

She talks about it like it's delicious gossip that is most likely true.

I'm not sure where I got my critical thinking skills.

but all you get is one short paragraph. I was hoping for sordid details. Oh, well. Maybe you have to pay to get them. If that is how it's done, I'll take the short version. Bush isn't worth the money. I did enjoy all of the comments in response though.B-)

I don't think that Bush is capable of suicide. I think if you commit suicide you have to have deep emotions. He doesn't. Never did and never will. Oh, except for that fear of pretzels.

I did.

But I try not to do any my cultural reading in the check out line. ;) It will have to remain one of those heavy mysteries.

of the blade

and if i really felt this a true story, i wouldnt dare laugh, even at this, cause that would just be wrong and i would hate to be a hypocrite.

n/t

at the checkout yesterday.

"Don't worry about him. He's just going through torture withdrawal. He'll get a new hobby, hopefully."

well, noone complained when Carter started this war in the first place and noone complained when reagan took over, do you like to have the freedom
to walk out of your house at anytime of the day or night, these people didn't, they were being killed off one tribe at a time. i remember not so long ago
that we did the same thing to the american indians, no they live on reservations and in sqrander with no hope of getting an education or anything, now
lets look at the blacks in our country the say that they have it so bad, they can go to college and have it paid for because they are considered an minority
which is bs. most of the time they are hired and kept on a job because the whites are afraid that they will pull the card of being discriamanted against, and
i still dont buy this crap of african american your no more african than obama can say he's a natural born citizian, so if you want your freedom to choose
who you want to run our country and have trust in the people in office then get off you lazy a** and support the one that you choose. the president has two
houses the makes the rulings why doesnt anyone ever accuss the houses that are the ones that approve these decisions for the president he can't just make
this happen without the approval of the sente and the house, so there is something for you people that know so little about the way our country is ran.

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The shame!!!!!!!!!!

I really think he was reflecting on what would be said about him when he passes. I believe that he is paranoid about things that happen in his Administration, some he controlled and some he didn't. But he and all his Merry Men of Thieves will answer for these dirty deeds someday, if not here in the hereafter!

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you might be able to ride down to Hell with your neocon idol Irving Kristol. :evilgrin:

may he find the help he needs to deal with no longer being the boy-king.

You would WIN!

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