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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 03:47 PM
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Glenn Beck is a weenie
Edited on Sat Sep-19-09 04:01 PM by MrScorpio
One one hand, he refuses to take responsibility for the coarsened discourse and on the other, he hates it when people ignore his self-identified role in various controversies.

When some kind of heinous act is going to happen, (While looking at how all these yahoos are acting in this country, that much is a certainty) and the alleged perp cites Beck as an inspiration (Books, tapes or self-admission), you can bet dollars to donuts that Beck is going to blame Obama, Pelosi and Carter for sparking up the motherfucker.

If some other minor Obama administration underling resigns and his imagined role is not acknowledged, he's going to be pissed.

This is because Beck has all of his wires crossed. He's a living Bizzaro. A reverse barometer. Up is down, bad is good, centrists are communists, his idiocy is the epitome of intellectual thought.

Take whatever he says, turn it around on its head and there you have reality, boys and girls!

Also, he's too fucking dumb to make sense of the world around him. The lights and sounds of our modern world confuses and frightens him. Kind of like SNL's Caveman Lawyer, only for real. A shame that he works in NYC, where sensory overload is the name of the game. Everything he says and does speaks volumes about the fear and paranoia he feels.

He should move out of that town and into a nice cozy asylum, where he's fed apple sauce and given shoes without laces. He's not mentally or emotionally capable of being out in public.

And lastly, and I can not over state this, Glenn Beck is an idiot. He is, without a doubt, the dumbest man on television. If there was ever going be built a monument to utter stupidity, Glenn Beck's dopey looking mug would be its centerpiece. He doesn't have the higher brain functions of a flea, All those years of substance abused really did a job on this man. I predict that he has a future of either Parkinson's or Alzheimer's ahead of him (Or both). There's no way NOT to attribute his utter stupidity to some kind of brain damage... Because people without it are just not this fucking dumb. I would pay good money to see his brain scan interpreted by an expert neurologist. It ought to be an interesting case study indeed.

Goddess pity this fool.











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Voice for Peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 03:50 PM
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1. Glenn Beck is on drugs?
somebody needs to ask him.
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Gman2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 03:53 PM
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3. No he is not. They would test such a property, that doesnt have any advertizers.
Thye have an investment in that freak.
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Gman2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 03:51 PM
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2. NONE of those words are his, it is all polling.
He is owned. And usually, the reason they give you gobs of cash to do a job, is cuz you will be expected to lie, and sell your soul.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 03:59 PM
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5. I really can't buy that he's a total puppet
Perhaps, somewhat.

I think that most of his fucked opinions are attributed to his dogmatic devotion to ultra-far right Mormonist theology, coupled with his fear that American white male preeminence and exceptionalbility has taken an unrecoverable beating in recent years.

He's afraid and he desperately seeks company, like a frightened child.
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Gman2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 06:31 PM
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12. You got that right. I fear the Mormons. Lived on their circle, in La Jolla.
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 03:57 PM
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4. the "centrist is communist" is what kills me. I *wish* what the
DEMS were proposing was socialized medicine. :crazy:
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rubberducky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:05 PM
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6. I have only seen beck on the occasion that I`m channel surfing, but he reminds me of the falwells,
and hell and brimfire preachers that you see on the wierd channels on tv. They start out calmly and build to a smashing creshendo, screaming and haraguing you in your ignorance of all that they KNOW to be the ultimate TRUTH. Beck and the other preacher`s seem to feel that they are the only one`s that know the REAL TRUTH, and if we will only listen to them we will be SAVED (from something). I truely expect beck to say any day now that we must praise jesus to be saved from the anti-christ that he seems to believe is embodied in Obama. Stuck on stupid.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:14 PM
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7. The Right is about entitlements, not responsibility.
And so is their current poster boy.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 04:49 PM
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8. He's also a chickenshit.
Gets his minions all whipped up, like with his 9/12 Project, and then is too scared to show up. He gives some lame excuse about it, but the truth is, he's too scared of the mobs to be in their midst. He's like the bully who leads a gang to the fight, but when things really get hotted up, he faces into the shadows, because he's afraid he might get hurt. He talks a big game, but at heart, he's a chickenshit who can't stand behind his words. He's a classic bully who, if someone says "BOO!" to him, turns into a gelatinous mess.

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corpseratemedia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:47 PM
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9. like G. did the work for H., Be_k does the dirty work for Murdoch, the ultimate slimeball
but boy, is Be_k seriously *deluded*

I watched his "Tree of Revolution" segment:think: :crazy: :silly: :wtf:

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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 05:54 PM
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10. Stop being so mean to poor little Beckerhead!





:D :hi:


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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 06:29 PM
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11. Hi Swampy! That's got to be one of my favorites of all the things
you've done!

:hi:

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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 07:04 PM
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13. Forget where I saw this ('tis not mine own, wish it only were!)
"Glenn Beck is a perfect example of what happens during late-stage syphilis."

In the later stages it does affect the brain and make people crazy...how many historical figures are listed as having ignominiously 'died insane from syphilis (or other venereal diseases)'?

Left untreated, that shit is nasty. :scared:
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 07:12 PM
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14. Glenn Beck is high on himself.
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Kablooie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 02:08 PM
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15. A short poem to Beck
He's a dick
He's a weenie
He's a dirty putty peenie
and he never says a thing that makes
a single bit of sense.

Ba-dum!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-20-09 02:09 PM
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16. at best
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