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BUSH-CHENEY 2004 FUCK YOU
WE’RE CHANGING THE WORLD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
On November 2nd, we know you will support the candidate who has your best interests in mind. And by now, you must realize, that only George W. Bush has the audacity to make sure that your fortunes are protected from the so called “little people”.
President Bush, along with a few of his select advisors, has spent countless hours masterminding a plan to keep the working class schmucks struggling in fear. In four short years, his administration has managed to convert millions of would-be Democrats into card carrying Republicans through a clever blend of terrorist threats, fundamentalist religious messages, and something we like to call “trickle down economics”. Hell, we’ve got them so mixed up, they don’t even understand the English language anymore!
It’s really quite simple. Whenever we screw something up, we just say we didn’t! Whenever we risk the lives of our own citizens, we just say we’re supporting the troops! Even though we’ve wrecked the economy, the rich are still better off and who are the rest of them going to complain to? The Government? HA! Look at what we’ve managed to do with the Bill of Rights! The Patriot Act is just the beginning! Hell, when we’re done, you won’t even recognize that liberal extremist rag they refer to as the Constitution!
Remember those $300 checks we sent out to stimulate the economy? We thought that was brilliant! Everybody knows what working people will do with a little spending money!
They basically turned around and gave it back to YOU! Not only have we managed to cut YOUR taxes…we devised a plan to give you back the ones you DID pay! I mean, why should you have to pay taxes when we can get the working class to do it for you?
Listen. You don’t need any more competition. We can’t let the masses rise up and steal our profits.
To be perfectly honest, what President Bush and his advisors have that their candidate doesn’t have, is a vision of the future that is guaranteed to work in your favor. We envision the America of the Working Class as a third world country where the RICH have a kind of power that heretofore has been unimaginable to us. From the safety of our gated communities and walled estates, those who have the stomach for it, will observe the huddled masses, taking whatever they can get. Without the jobs that we are outsourcing every day; without overtime pay or working conditions protected by labor unions, without the strength of their families, which we will continue to tear apart through endless warfare; without health care and higher education, they will be destitute. Totally subservient to US! We can have our way with them! We believe that given another four years, this administration will even have the Liberal Elite eating out of our hands!!
This is our plan:
Deal with the working class by engaging them in war with our enemies overseas.
Kill as many queers, artists, and college professors we can (get the Muslim radicals to fly airplanes into the major universities)
Put all remaining blacks in jail. Crack oughta do it.
Send all the manufacturing jobs to China where we can exploit cheap labor.
Hire the Hispanics to do the service work. (they have “family values” AND the work ethic) We’ll make them citizens and they’ll pay the taxes.
Rape all remaining natural habitats for oil and other necessary minerals.
An SUV in every driveway.
GET OUT THE VOTE. YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY
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