Can a woman lose a woody? Cuz I just saw Tom Delay dancing and I think I did.

Any gals want to weigh in on this?

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but also hilarious.

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You owe me 1 keyboard.

I don't care how in the mood I am, the sight of Delay (or most repukes for that matter) turns my clit into an igloo.

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"Tom DeLay gives me igloo clit"

icky..

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....Latte spew....:rofl:

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That is, an immediate impulse to squash him and his hate-fear-and greed failled Republicon Homelander message of LIE & FAIL.

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Best thread title of the day. :D:thumbsup:

a "natural" rhythm and must memorize moves, steps, nuances, etc. For an amateur, I really don't think he did badly at all. He emphasized the stupid stuff which made it look amateurish, but all in all I really don't think he sucked. Also please note I cannot stand this man. I give his partner kudos for her part in this event...LOL.

M'kay?

:hi:

Just for fun, I would like to see videos of those criticizing his dancing as they try to do the same thing. It's not as easy as it looks!

As a politician, Delay is slime. As a dancer, not so bad. Them's the facts, I'm just sayin'.

I'd never do it on national television. I can't dance. I know this about myself.
DeLay knew he was about to embarrass himself, but he did it and got paid well for it. I'm not sorry if he's also earned some ridicule.

Good grief. The lip syncing and the hamming it up demonstrates how totally false the man is. I've directed lots of amateurs in various dramatic productions and I've always lectured everybody to" give it your all ...believe that what you're doing is important and real....and please understand that if you hang out in the back of the chorus wearing an expression that says "I don't really take this seriously, I'm just doing if for a hoot" ...you'll look like a fool for sure! Tommy may have wiggled his doughy and unappealing ass in time to the music, but his face really registered ultimate self-conscious disdain for what he was doing.
Yccch. Dishonest bastid.

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warm and uplifting.....

Not the Delay thingy, but the image of the lovely ladywood.....


I AM saddened by the effect of the Delay's of the world and will do my utmost to counter that reaction.

...a cure for THIS?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6607633&mesg_id=6607651

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just strip down and snuggle.

Ewwwwww!!:puke: :puke: :puke:

Well, I have to say that Delay—and most every Republican—makes me stiff in a whole different fashion. That is, the sight of him/them make(s) my fingers stiffen up into a matched pair of fists, whereupon my biceps and triceps stiffen right up as both arms come into punching position, like a boxer's.

But that's just me. I can't recommend anyone else take such a violent response.

:o

about time. :)

I think I have a man-crush on the wild-thang . . .

That's how repulsed I was to see him wiggling his ass to "Wild Thing"


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OMG! The dancing was in the abstract til now! MY EYES!!!!! <claw...claw...rip asunder>

His supple lips spoke, "Wild Thing, I think I love you..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU

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There is nothing sadder than an old white Republican man trying to convey sexual confidence through the art of movement.

Dear God, I think he actually thought he was being sexy.

before it got cooked.


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No offense, 'k?

;)

You are a bad bad man! LOL!!!!

it still made me want to poke my eyes out with a burning log...

seeing Tom DeLay in camel toe splendor. :crazy:

I have to go to bed soon, and I will have such...disturbing...dreams...

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OMG that's funny! And the responses here are wonderful!

Better afternoon pick me up than a Red Bull!

when she seemed to like her job a little too much.

Jesus Christ on a cracker I wanted to strangle myself with my iPod cord after that.

Not to mention that there's nothing worse than an unhip old fogey trying to be hip.

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To answer your question, yes, Tom DeLay's dancing will cause loss of wood.

just dries up all the damp.

I never watch this idiotic show and never will, especially not now lol.

or two:

I mean... Wouldn't she miss him? I know I would.

Signed,

A concerned American woman

:spray: <drool> sorry.

It's a pencil, way out of proportion to the rest of his contractile tissue.

Who knew?

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Holy Christ; Rachel has Penn Gilette "weighing in" on Delay's -uh- performance. Quick ! More beefcake!

Bone dry.

It's the opposite of "getting a woody."

Dancing With the Stars had a real hottie dancing, and I had quite a knot hole for him, but then Tom Delay came on next and I lost my knot hole.
--- assorted female fans of the show

Dancing to "Wild Thing", very suave-ay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU

And a promo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZlsCTNegw

Warning: White Dude Bootie Shaking :puke:

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and hopefully busting a knee or two so we won't be subject to this sight anymore:

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Not that there's anything wrong with being light in the loafers, unless you're a rightwing homophobic psychoChristian like ol' Tommy Boy.

I've never used the phrase "threw up in my mouth a little," but I think I just did.

to occur to DUers.

x(

so tight we turn back into 12 yr old virgins. Its enough to make a woman join a convent .ugh.

This is the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time.

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:D

one to begin with :puke: I've been scarred for life after seeing that clip, definitely TMI! :banghead: :cry:

There's a negative sixty-nine tattooed under his hairline.

Did I say that? My bad.

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I saw it too.... That clip should come with warnings.
If I have nightmares behind this...... :scared:

eww, I can't hardly type this, "mouthed" the words to "Wild Thing" made me sick.

I almost threw up - I didn't watch his 2nd dance, I purposely left the room - the dogs needed to be fed.

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We need to warn others not to watch any replays or videos.

Hell, you should have posted "Graphic warning" in your title.

I love your username -- and your cool avatar. :hi:

Sorry about your problems "down there." :D

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shit, shit, shit .... the dogs all ran in the other room ... can't breathe ...


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that just don't know that they aren't "cool".

I dance lindy and there are social norms and taboos. learn to let go on 5, look at your partner but don't stare, be pleasant not creepy, and keep the body movements within the realms of normal and do not use 1970's porn-star moves if you want to keep your nuts.

delay, in my opinion violates just about all of these things.

I see his type often. Wearing clothes that 1) don't fit quite right 2) went out of style about 25 years ago 3)soaks himself in cologne 4) doesn't take no for an answer when he asks someone to dance 5) unbuttons one to many buttons on his shirt to show off his man hair or really bad manecklace. 6) all his "moves" can be interpreted by a blind person as being over the top creepy. 7) he never really smiles or has fun, it's all about "the make".

And worst of all, these types think they are just the most amazing dancers in the world. That everyone wants to be like them and dance like them. They also love to scoff at others lack of experience or lack of style. These delay types are boorish.

The other massive problem that reeks from every single one of delays pores is: desperation.

He so wants to recapture that level of power that he once had that he's willing to make a complete ass of himself under the guise of "see I can laugh at myself too!".

The problem, tom, is this: we aren't laughing with you.

and swiveling his hips back and forth. Not even Tom Delay's butt turned you on?

:7

not attractive at all.

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I now look like a Barbie doll "down there." It's totally gone.

Some of the funniest people post on DU, I swear it to be true!

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As Mika said this morning, "Watching that makes me want to throw up." Why isn 't that slimy ratbastard in prison???

cough in tight pants.

They ran the clip on every news show we watched this evening.

And yet...this thread is really, really scary. Men shouldn't be reading it. Truly. Some mysteries need to be maintained, don't they? I mean...I'm just sayin...

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....what a fucking loser:



Brown polyester outfit, dyed hair, capped teeth, pot belly and Cuban heels.

Label him a LOVE GOD...NOT!!!!!!

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It just snapped shut. Seriesly, I'll never be able to use it again.

Get well soon....:hi:

and what has been seen cannot be unseen.

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What's in that guy's underwear...a small country?

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And he was so...so...enthused. He scares me.

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this isn't a sitcom. I would be your number one fan. :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/22/jack-cafferty-when-delay_n_295533.html

Like me some jack.

i couldnt believe he let the world see that shit

BUT...

Here is the thing about Repugs like Delay.
They have no shame and they just don't give a fuck.

You get caught e-mailing 17 year old boys about your hard on and their tight underpants?
No problem!
You get your own radio show.

You get caught trying to suck some guy off in a bathroom stall in the Minneapolis airport?
No problem!
You go on TV and rail against teh "gay".

And on, and on, and on.
Republicans, just don't give a shit.
About you, me, the country, their party.
Delay did this for the same reason Republicans do everything.
MONEY.

Tom Delay is a whore and he's proud of it too.
Republicans suck.
Period.

However, this is one funny ass thread!

It's so damn true!


as for the topic....

again, I thank Dog for our lack of network teevee!
I don't want to besmirch my Beautiful Mind!!

(the still pic is bad enough)

After this there's karaoke.

Mr. David Brent:

now, I wish you hadn't either.

I was perfectly happy with my life, and then I stumbled into this thread. ogod ogod ogod ogod.

Wild dentures or something.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

It's must be the tremors in my hands induced by the vid.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

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I am doubled over with a cramp in my side from laughing so hard.



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I'm going to crack a rib.


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He wants his old costume back. :eyes:

Wild Thing? Really? Ugh.

The only thing I could imagine that could be worse is prissy prune Mitch McConnell (sorry for THAT disturbing image) in Delay's place.

I wonder exactly which bug chemical makes you think your cool and sexy? Maybe he can dance for his supper in prison.

although that wattle of his is strangely hypnotic.

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She said "wattle". OMG

Women's penis is our clitoris. It may be small, but it does become "stiff" when sexually excited as blood surges to the area, just as it happens to men.

;)

I guess so. Sarah Palin has the same affect upon me.

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

I need to be really drunk to watch that again.
I loved Kelly Osbourne last night though, was a very beautiful dance she did.

Ozzy and Sharon were beside themselves.

I hope Delay gets voted out early then I can enjoy watching the show.

you should too. and send a message that we don't watch shows with criminal traitors.

If so, I'm boycotting too.

....but, hey, my wife, the dancer, got me into it with both left feet. you could write them anyway and oppose his very presence on the air waves.

Music change on the radio can do it - like a transition from some mellow STYX to Metallica.

watch under the shirt when he is shaking his bootie....

I could be wrong - I could not stand to watch more than a minute of it.

mark

worse than cold water ever did.

This could scar the children for life.

Why would this be ALLOWED on teevee?

but I was afraid my hymen would grow back. :scared:

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Thanks for the laughs, ladies.

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Tom Delay is to sexy as George Bush is to intelligence... :rofl:

protection than just a hood.....

You could sell that video to men who suffer from premature ejaculation. "Oh, no, too quick, Tom Delay, Tom Delay...." (pun intended)

Another recent example comes to mind:



But this time is worse, tremendously worse. Because it... moved. Badly. For a really, really long time. And it totally ruined a song I once liked. I will never again be able to hear "Wild Thing" without envisioning this pompous, flaccid, hypocritical, shallow and ignorant excuse for a human being wiggling his pathetic brown polyester-ensconced, poorly-girdled ass at the camera.

I hate you, Tom DeLay. I hate you and my vagina just retracted so far up into my body that I'm afraid to cough.

clit in doa after that :puke:

When this is moved to the Lounge, it may not show up on Greatest anymore. Thank god for UnRec so really high quality threads like this one can appear up front and represent DU. Not like those "Fuck the Fuckety Fuck" threads of pre UnRec days.












http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6596804&mesg_id=6596804

It's as close to self-immolation as I've seen without petrol and a match.

They should've put a "Please wait 30 minutes after eating before watching this clip" warning. :puke:

OK, wannabe contortions. :puke:

Tom Delay within a 50 foot radius, a woman or a man can lose it. Gah! The dancing Hippo.

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and found a sex post in gd......

so all the flies can swarm in.

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I can only hope some guy posts about his woody and whatever woman made him lose it, and hope it stays up as long. Fairness and all.

Sad.

Clarity, clarity!

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With a sight as revolting as Tom Delay dancing and smiling, most likely. My wife had to literally avert her gaze every time he was on the screen during the news coverage.
You know, something similar happens to me when I see Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter . I call it a hard-off. x(

Not exactly a disco king color.

It was like watching a turd in blender -- in so mo.

I think a bunch of guys should beat the crap out of Delay. It's difficult enough getting laid without that creature flash freezing millions of women for at least one menstrual cycle.

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