Dave Vitter's back in the sh!tter... - Democratic Underground

Hubert Flottz

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Thu Oct-01-09 08:05 AM
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Dave Vitter's back in the sh!tter...

What's a Whore Monger to do? Gawd forgave Dave, but he's still in deep Doo-Doo according to reports I've heard on the TV. He Gags at Gnats and Swallows a Camel. Something really smells about Dave, but I can't put my finger in it! Maybe he can open up his own place when he gets turned out and run it by hand. Jobs are few and far between Dave, but I know you can reach around and get hold of them imported bootstraps of yours.

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Hubert Flottz

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Thu Oct-01-09 08:09 AM
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1. It is written...

Congressman who go to bed with sex problem on mind,
Wake up with solution in hand.

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notadmblnd

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Thu Oct-01-09 08:21 AM
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2. you mean Mr. Poopey Pants is crapping in his diapers again?

CREW is going after him.

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Hubert Flottz

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Thu Oct-01-09 08:31 AM
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3. I hope he goes to jail where he belongs...

If you or I did the things that Dave did, we'd be in big twouble.

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notadmblnd

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Thu Oct-01-09 08:59 AM
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4. I don't think he'd have any problem getting the attention his ass seeks

in prison.

Know what I'm sayin?

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Hubert Flottz

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Thu Oct-01-09 09:11 AM
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5. Most kids quit shitting their pants when they're about two...

years old...I guess Dave hasn't reached that level of maturity yet. Still, he seems smarter than his GOPer peers in Washington. He speaks for the others allot these days anyways.

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juno jones

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Thu Oct-01-09 02:38 PM
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6. Freud had a lot to say about that stage of development. Jus' sayin' n/t

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aint_no_life_nowhere

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Thu Oct-01-09 02:56 PM
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7. Poor Diaper Dave - there's a rash of diaper jokes every time his name comes up

When will it end?

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trueblue2007

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Thu Oct-01-09 02:58 PM
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8. watch the you tube video. call his office

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6674188

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Segami

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Thu Oct-01-09 03:02 PM
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9. Charge & disbar Diaper Dave Shitter, the republican hypocritical prick for professional misconduct.

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Hubert Flottz

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Thu Oct-01-09 10:25 PM
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10. Dave Vitter and Larry Craig are the only two republicans...

that REALLY know their sh!t!

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