Playing online poker, the following was in the "chat" area of the table I was playing

blugrasbutch: any Brits here?
blugrasbutch: any Canadians here?
boribabie22: nope hawaii here
wambamtysucka: texan
blugrasbutch: ny here
wambamtysucka: we want hold that against you
blugrasbutch: check out the kinks living on a thin line
blugrasbutch: song and video
blugrasbutch: note the lyrics
blugrasbutch: is texas gonna secede?
blugrasbutch: if so i am moving there
blugrasbutch: ny has become like iraq
blugrasbutch: our leader is blind to everything
wambamtysucka: we just might the way its going its sounding better every day
boribabie22: hey wam what part of texas are u from
wambamtysucka: out of dallas
blugrasbutch: hm hm hm barack insane obama
blugrasbutch: anyone follow glenn beck?
boribabie22: wow ok... my friend is from irving
blugrasbutch: texas be great if u close the border and burn down austin
wambamtysucka: just called
ME: Austin is the only redeemable thing about Texas
wambamtysucka: whats wrong with austin