Utah's Hansen Brothers Get a Year for Punching, Peeing on Grandma

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As grandma Rita Avery was taking a shower, Christopher burst into the bathroom and began throwing shampoo and baby powder bottles at her. Then he punched her in the face and shoved her, causing her to fall and smack her head. As she lay on the floor, he pissed on her.

When she got out of the shower, brother Michael Hansen shoved and punched her as well, then pissed on her clothes before deciding that it would be a good idea to punch holes in the walls of her home...

At sentencing, the brothers claimed they were upset at the recent overdose death of their mother, and blamed it on grandma -- without actually saying why it was grandma's fault. Waaa! They also admitted to being drunk at the time.
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Michael Hansen
Christopher Hansen peed
on his grandma
as she lay on
the bathroom floor.

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/10/utahs_hansen_brothers_get_year.php

I'll take Douchebags for $1000 Alex.

Grandma it's time for some real tough love. Change the locks and use them.

Pepper spray the hell out of them or something if they come near you.

A Clockwork Orange seems more and more plausible.

It kinda looks like Isaiah, but I wouldn't bet on it.

I thought you were talking about the musical group Hansen.

"what you guys in for"? ........

it was those other Hansons...

I would've been really disappointed.

nt

Extreme :sarcasm:

Good Lord. x(

As sick as this pair of sick fucks:

A bunch of goons. The whole family...

:yoiks: