The Bible was clearly written by Bill Ayers

The evidence is there, people - the New Testament has a well-known liberal bias, liberals think Obama is the MESSIAH, Jesus is falsely portrayed as a dirty hippie - he has long hair, wears sandals and talks about PEACE and LOVE all the time. It would be irresponsible not to speculate here, therefore I say Bill Ayers wrote the Bible.

http://washingtonindependent.com/62828/yes-bill-ayers-is-messing-with-people

That stuff about the Bible having a liberal bias is genuinely believed by the same crowd. The good folks at the reality-free zone known as Conservapedia are working to rid the Bible of what they see as liberal fabrications. I would say the mind-numbing, headache inducing stupidity of these people shocks me, but I'd be lying.

and some of Shakespeare's stuff.

I've read the Bible. I don't remember there being a St. Rush.

It was infinitely more likely that he looked like one of these portraits...