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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:14 PM
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Thank god they're shooting the rocket during a full moon. If it was on a "crescent" night...
... the rocket might miss by flying right through the concave surface and fly off and hit Mars instead.

By the way, major kudos to NASA on this big "fuck you" to the moon. It's about time someone let those fuckers up there know exactly who's boss.
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BumRushDaShow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:15 PM
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1. But it was down to about half when I saw it setting this morning
so it still might miss!!!! :scared:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:18 PM
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Or maybe they hit it early and that "half moon" you see is the only parts still left.
i just hope the Mooninites suck it.

<== Losers
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BumRushDaShow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:21 PM
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4. OH NOES!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!
:scared:
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:50 PM
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13. This just keeps getting better.


"We forgot all about your needs, we were too busy fulfilling our own. -Ignignokt"

http://www.live-evil.com/moonquotes.html
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:17 PM
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2. Full was four days ago...10/04. nt
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:18 PM
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3. What if they tried to do it during the day?
It wouldn't be there AT ALL! :scared:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:22 PM
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5. You're obviously confused. The sun is up during the day, the moon at night. Here's a picture for ya.
It appears thusly...
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HubertHeaver Donating Member (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:43 PM
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11. Has Jupiter been imbibing?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:22 PM
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6. It's time to shove a jalapeño up this moon's tailpipe.
-Zapp Brannigan
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:24 PM
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7. Some say that weapons of mass destruction are on the moon...
We have to fight the moon over there so we don't have to fight the moon here.
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Ruby the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:26 PM
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8. Wouldn't it be cheaper to bomb the sun?
Third shift work is so much more expensive.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:30 PM
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9. !!
I rarely actually laugh out loud, but you got me there! :rofl:
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BumRushDaShow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:41 PM
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10. I found out what they were really aiming for!


It's a conspiracy I tell ya! :freak:
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:47 PM
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12. I think all troops should be pulled off of the moon.
Insurgent moon beings will use weapons we have never seen before and could utterly destroy us .
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Ruby the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:59 PM
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15. Why do you hate America?
:cry
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 07:51 PM
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14. why does this remind me of
George W. Bush. Didn't he want to land a probe on the sun..at night? No??? (Oh drat! I have to stop reading these
rumor emails I get!!)
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 08:28 PM
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16. I believe that was Mars
He wanted to go there. You know it's the planet of war, right? YEAH, I think that was in a state of the union.
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