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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:01 PM
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"Sarah Palin's book is big...
"Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you." --David Letterman
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:03 PM
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1. Triple-spaced, 36 point type and a crayon drawing every four pages. nt
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Unrepentant Fenian Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:03 PM
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2. It's soooooo big, that I can see it from my house !
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:04 PM
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3. Has anyone leaked the centerfold picture?
:shrug:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:13 PM
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6. It's in this month's issue of Guns and Ammo
it's part of a twelve-page photo spread on SILFs--shooters I'd like to fuck. Sarah Palin's there, as is Michele Bachmann and...well, Sarah and Michelle are there. And you get to see it ALL...Michele with a pistol in each hand, Sarah's moose gun, Michelle's 155mm howitzer, Sarah posed seductively atop a Patriot Missile...
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 06:50 PM
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29. Haven't seen "Sarah's" book, but I used to read G&A, and
I'd bet money it's like Shakespeare in comparison to "Going Rogue."
Even with the ghost writer, the stupid comes through....
G&A has writers who have actually written books BY THEMSELVES!!!!!

mark
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:10 PM
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4. I do hope for multisyllabic verbiage to go with the pictures...
I do I do I do.....
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:12 PM
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5. That is hilarious!
OMIGOD.

:rofl: :rofl:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:17 PM
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7. This book is worthless without pics.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:35 PM
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34. Really?
I would venture to guess it would still be worthless even if there were pictures.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:17 PM
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8. And it has a centerfold!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:18 PM
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9. HA! Just beat you!
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:24 PM
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10. Great minds!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:28 PM
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24. :)
:toast:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:27 PM
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11. Edith Sitwell's take on another scribbling nut case,
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

"A dilapidated macaw with a hard, piecing laugh, mirthless and joyless, with a few unimaginative phrases with a parrot's powers of observation, and a parrot's hard and poisonous bite."
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:29 PM
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12. Has she read it yet?
She should make sure she's not mis-quoted.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:29 PM
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13. I will not agonize of on word of it.
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tinrobot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:32 PM
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14. Gosh, I'll need two boxes of Crayolas for that.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:32 PM
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15. They pack better in dumpsters that way.
Edited on Sat Oct-10-09 04:36 PM by TheCowsCameHome
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:35 PM
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16. "The covers of this book are too far apart." Ambrose Bierce
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:55 PM
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18. "This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force." Dorothy Parker.
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 04:36 PM
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17. The car wreck you can't not look at.
Don't the Germans have a word for that?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 07:18 PM
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30. Well, kinda
They're getting ready to do a German translation of Sarah's masterwork. It will be called "schmerzlichstark Toilettenpapier." You figure it out.
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iceman66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:05 PM
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19. A BIG steaming pile of shit,
much like its purported author.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:05 PM
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20. Related thread .....



{Click}


:rofl: :rofl:

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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:27 PM
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22. I smell a book drive...
maybe I shouldn't use the word smell
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get the red out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:13 PM
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21. Good, the type will be big
Good thing, the type will be big enough to not bother with my glasses.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:27 PM
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23. I hear it's outselling "Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific"
Thank you, I'm here til Thursday....
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:32 PM
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26. A companion volume to "Republican Guide to Ethics". n/t
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:28 PM
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25. Meh. Stephen King farts four hundred pages before breakfast.
Edited on Sat Oct-10-09 05:29 PM by shadowknows69
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 05:58 PM
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27. Is it as big as the giant Putin head that occassionally comes over the Earth's horizon
into Alaskan airspace?
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 06:08 PM
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28. What's The Guinness World Record for a Run On Sentence?
I'm betting that in this book she will break it.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 07:21 PM
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31. I wonder if she's read 400 pages of anything in her life?
How-to-Kill-a-Wolf instruction manuals excluded.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:28 PM
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32. Yeh, but how many copies make a cord?

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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:32 PM
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33. ha ha
:rofl:
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