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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:15 PM
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Please remind me when Rev. Fred Phelps croaks, I don't wanna miss THAT funeral


Please, when you hear about that happy day when this miserable fuck finally chokes his last breath and goes to meet Satan and receive a red hot poker up his ass for all eternity, don't forget to tell me, I'd like to attend his funeral if you take my meaning.

I'm going to be drinking an awful lot of brown beer and cheap tequila and eating a gigantic mexican dinner on that glorious day and I hope they have plenty of porta-potties. If not I'll just have to make do I guess.

Let's see now, what shall I put on my sign?
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FVZA_Colonel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:17 PM
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1. I am soooooo going to go down to Topeka and do something to fuck it up.
I don't know what, but I'll do something.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:17 PM
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2. I will be very happy when he dies.
I don't normally revel in the deaths of others.

But that evil motherfucker...I hope his death is long, slow and painful.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:24 PM
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3. I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you
When they bury you six feet deep,
No more fried chicken can you eat,
I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you.

I'll be standin' on the corner drinkin' gin,
When they drag your dead body in,
I'll be oh so glad when you're dead you rascal you.

.......traditional
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:30 PM
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4. My sign will say "God Hates Dumb Fucks", or...
..."Look at your stupid fucking ass now Fred", or, "Satan needs an asswipe, good luck in hell motherfucker"
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:32 PM
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5. "Fred Burns in Hell"
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:37 PM
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6. And may it be SOON.
Soon. Soon.

Bake
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:01 PM
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8. He's in his 80s
Shouldn't have to wait too long
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:23 PM
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26. Only the good die young.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 04:38 PM
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7. I'll give you a ride to Topeka
:hi:
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:36 PM
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14. Hey...
let's plan a carpool now. Save the enviroment and watch Fred get recycled-it don't get much better.:rofl:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:02 PM
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17. Sounds like a plan to me!
:hi:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:53 AM
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34. Looks like we got us a convoy good buddy.
A carpool caravan of love for the soon to be late reverend.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:17 PM
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21. And I'll join you there!
Drinking plenty of beer in anticipation ...

Bake
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:25 PM
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29. I'm buying the first round!
:toast:
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 08:00 AM
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37. Ok....
where will we meet up. I'm serious. Where are the guess on his burial?
I'm in Houston. I have a Honda Accord that car fit 5 comfortably. I have 3 open slots (one for my daughter one for signs). My radio is so so but we can fix that. I have an eclectic music collection but bring your's too.
I hope we can have a memorial BBQ and weiner roast afterward. I love a good BBQ.:evilgrin:
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:06 PM
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9. May the Devil
ass-rape Phelps for all eternity.
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jwirr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:27 PM
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10. I have a feeling that he is going to regret going to this one. This is
very emotional already and much of that emotion is anger.
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ObamaNationYes Donating Member (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:29 PM
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11. I'm with you...
And those who are not experiencing Anger right now will as a few days go by. I really think that if he/they attend many of these kids' funerals, one of them may be his last.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:27 PM
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30. My DH just said the same thing!
He said he hopes Phelps DOES go to VA cause he thinks the Virginians will make sure he doesn't come back to us in Kansas.
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:30 PM
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12. Yep, I have the feeling he's in for some bad karma! eom
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:33 PM
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13. I am SO there when that fucker dies.
Protesting at his funeral and pissing on his grave.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 05:57 PM
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15. Just post where he is buried so we can piss on his grave
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:00 PM
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16. Testify, brother!
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:10 PM
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18. I hope his funeral turns into the next Woodstock.
And I hope every single one of them pisses on his grave.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:13 PM
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19. I am sure he and his family anticipates the same reaction that they do at funerals.
Edited on Tue Apr-17-07 06:15 PM by cat_girl25
More than likely, the public won't hear about his death until weeks later and he'll already be buried.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:15 PM
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20. I think you missed it
Dude looks like he died a few years ago.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 06:18 PM
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22. Serial, or mass, grave-pissing.
That will be the order of the day.

Bake
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 07:00 PM
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23. gotta go gotta go gotta go right now
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 07:03 PM
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24. LOL!!! nt
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 07:05 PM
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25. I am buying a plane ticket to Kansas when it happens...
And I *WILL* have signs ready!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:28 PM
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31. Don't worry about a hotel!
Plenty of Kansas DUers will put you up!
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:35 PM
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27. Take a number and get in the damn line to piss on his grave.
It will be a long que.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:44 PM
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28. The Long Yellow Line,
Follow the yellow stained road to Kansas Toto!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:29 PM
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32. Hey leave Toto out of this!
I posted on another thread that Toto is gay and that post was deleted!! LOL My bad. :(
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:15 AM
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33. Ding Dong the fred is dead, which ol' fred? THIS ol' fred.
If ever oh ever a wuss there was the freddy phelps is one because, because because because because becaaaaaause, because of the stupid ass things he does...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 08:53 AM
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39. Hey you ought to be a musician!
I see real talent there!! :hi:
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 05:51 AM
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35. He'll probably outlive you. Only the good die young.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 05:52 AM
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36. You'll have to pee on his grave in my stead.
And I'd do the same for you.
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 08:26 AM
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38. I am not much for watering the daisies....
on Fred's grave. What I think we need to to, to anyone that tried to incite fear, hatred, and divisiveness is laugh. We are happy he is gone so let's laugh at him. Nothing take the power away from these folks like laughter. Ridicule his small mind, his latent homosexuality, his poor taste in fashion. And if he cops out and has a funeral on private property (which I feel certain he will do), we will have a rally at the closest park. Of course, as mentioned earlier, it will be the the Fred Phelps Memorial BBQ and Weiner Roast (And Joke Off). What a catharsis.
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ljm2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 08:58 AM
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40. I'm with you...
...but I think that thousands of people should show up and party for days. Complete with vulgar signs telling what we're partying about. It seems only fair.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 09:00 AM
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41. Fred wouldn't have it any other way.
It's a tradition y'know.
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ljm2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 05:35 PM
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42. Well, I'm not so sure about that...
...in fact, I'm betting his flock would be downright upset over it.
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 05:58 PM
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43. I would rather him stay alive and a loved one of his dies.
Put the shoe on the other foot, so to speak. "god hates false prophets" or something. Just as long as it is suitably mean spirited and hurtful.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 06:00 PM
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44. Fred Dies
Edited on Wed Apr-18-07 06:01 PM by Mz Pip
I Laugh.

And God isn't going to let that sick fuck anywhere near him.

Mz Pip
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