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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:21 PM
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Mandatory Tuesday Malloy Truthseekers check in!! Jeff Farias subs for Mike!
Edited on Tue Apr-17-07 08:24 PM by ralps


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Tuesday April 17, 2007

Mike is traveling today, so join guest host Jeff Farias tonight and Mike returns LIVE Wednesday night for pre-Gonzales testimony coverage!

--KBM

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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:22 PM
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1. Hi TS!
:hi:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:24 PM
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7. Hi BuyingThyme, you're 1st!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:25 PM
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8. Hi BuyingThyme!!!!!
:hi: :hug:
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:22 PM
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2. Hi ralps. Hi Truthseekers!

:hi: :hug:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:25 PM
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9. Hi Ms. November, how are you all doing? We're doing good!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:29 PM
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17. Hi ralps. CA gang is doing OK.

:hi:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:25 PM
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10. Hi Ms. November!!!!!
:hi: :hug:
How are you and my buddies doing?
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:30 PM
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19. Hi smokey nj !!! are ya back?

We're OK. how's Skid and my NJ gang?

Hope you had some fun.

:hi: :hug:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:33 PM
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21. We're home and Skid and the gang are great.....
Skid doesn't seem to be that mad at us. The folks at the vet's office had nothing but good things to say about him, I'm so proud of him. We had fun it's just that I over indulged a bit on Friday night and I was recovering the rest of the weekend.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:22 PM
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3. hey...? where's mike & kathy??? (hi ralps)
i had a problem getting to gd--kept getting a "bug" i guess

??
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clbuck Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:24 PM
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4. Mike's travelling back to Atlanta
He broadcasted from the Phoenix headquarters of Nova M last night, because of their 1-year birthday celebration last weekend.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:35 PM
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23. Hi CaseyBuck!!!!!
:hi: :hug:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:37 PM
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24. Hi CaseyBuck
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:26 PM
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11. Hi orleans! I kept getting a bug message too! & Mike's traveling
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:26 PM
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13. Hi orleans!!!!
I had the same problem.
:hi: :hug:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:24 PM
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5. Yay!!!!! Hi ralps and my fellow truthseekers!!!!
:hi: :grouphug:
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:26 PM
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12. Hey smokey nj!!!
Are you home or still in Montreal? :hi:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:28 PM
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16. Hi tnlefty!!!!!
I'm home!!!!!! I really missed you guys!
:hi: :hug:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:27 PM
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14. Hi smokey nj, we're doing good, how are you all doing? How is Skid doing?
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:29 PM
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18. Hey ralps!!!!!
We're doing well and Skid's great (he doesn't seem to be that mad at us), thanks. It's really good to be home. How are you and Norman and Crook?
:hi: :hug:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:32 PM
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20. Norman & Crook are doing good! while DU was being buggy Norman was
knocking things off the counter so I fed them their dinner! Now they are happy kitties for 2 hours or so! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:34 PM
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22. Sounds like Norman was hunting for scones.
Do Norman and Crook sleep after they eat?
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:40 PM
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27. He was knocking his medicine off the counter! maybe he thought if I couldn't
find his pill bottles I couldn't give him his pills! LOL & they are a lot more relaxed after they eat! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:43 PM
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31. Norman doesn't like his meds....
His buddy Skid feels his pain.
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:14 PM
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83. Maybe Norman is aiming for the garbage pail !

Pumpkin hates her liquid too. But she doesn't have much to take. It must be really yucky.

Our poor little babies!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:18 PM
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84. Let's hope our kitties won't have to take their medication forever!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :shrug:
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:58 PM
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43. hey smokey welcome back!!
the kitties are doing ok? :hi:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:00 PM
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44. Hey alyce douglas!!!!!
Thanks, the kitties are doing great. I was so happy to see them.
:hi: :hug:
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:24 PM
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6. Good evening ralps and Fellow Truthseekers!
Say hello to a newly sworn in member of the selective service board! :hi:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:28 PM
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15. Hi tnlefty, We're doing good, How are you all doing? Does that mean that you
can recruit Republicans to fight? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:41 PM
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29. Heh, heh, it means that I took an oath on my front porch to
protect and defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC! Housekeeping during times when there is no draft, making judgments within guidelines in the event of a draft. However, I'm intrigued by the oath to defend the Constitution, but maybe that's just me. ;-)
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:46 PM
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35. Well in the event of a draft I hope that you'll look really hard at all those
young republicans! If they want the US government to fight a war they should be willing to fight in those wars! :rant: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:51 PM
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39. Hey tnlefty!!!
I'm with ralps, draft rich young Republican snots!
:hi: :hug:
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spiderpig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:39 PM
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25. Hi & hugs to all of the above!!!
And welcome back smokey nj - a special noogie to Skid!:hug: :grouphug: :pals:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:40 PM
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28. Hi catnapper!, We're doing good, How are you all doing?
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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spiderpig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:44 PM
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33. Oh, we're all getting older and crankier
but we sure are a lot of fun!:beer:

I see your brood is keeping up the eternal boogie - yay!
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:44 PM
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32. Hi catnapper!!!!!
Thanks for the welcome back and Skid thanks you for the noogie! How are Tripod and the gang?
:hi: :hug:
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spiderpig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:49 PM
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They're all hanging around Mr. catnapper
in hopes of some kitty treats. They're such little con artists. He's playing online poker on his laptop (Mr. c!), and they're gnawing on anything that makes an annoying noise (like our tax returns?) to try to get his attention. He always gives in and spoils them, the old softie.
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blues90 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:40 PM
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26. Hi truth seekers , man there is no replacement for Malloy
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:42 PM
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30. Hi blues90! Mike is irreplaceable!
Edited on Tue Apr-17-07 08:42 PM by ralps
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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spiderpig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:54 PM
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42. Yeah, I'm checking my TurboTax while I'm sitting here
and would never do that while Mike's on. (And I really missed Kathy last night)
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:45 PM
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34. Hi blues90!!!!
There sure isn't.
:hi: :hug:
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roamer65 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:48 PM
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36. Hi everyone!
Not listening, but figured I'd stop off and say hi.
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:49 PM
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38. Hi roamer65
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:51 PM
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40. Hi roamer65!!!!!
:hi: :hug:
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blues90 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:48 PM
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37. listening to Jeffs guest really makes you not want to eat ever again
How on earth are they ever going to fix this sort of garbage and it's been going on for years .
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 08:53 PM
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41. might as well stuff ourselves with junk food.

it's all junk anyway :-)

I spend hours looking for organic healthy stuff. Our water has to be boiled and distilled. Maybe I'll just eat Doritos until I croak.

:bounce:
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:00 PM
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45. hey everyone and ralps!!
:hi:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:01 PM
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47. Hi alyce douglas, We're doing good, how are you?
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:20 PM
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53. doing ok, Mike is on his way back to Atlanta.
how are you tonite?
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:00 PM
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46. Here's Disco Fluffy & her Friends


:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:01 PM
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48. Hi Disco Fluffy and Friends!!!!
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:09 PM
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49. Hey all, not listening but checking in all the same
Apart from some small alterations/additions, I've finished lyrics for 5 of the 8 songs that are going to form my band's setlist (when I finally get some other people in it!)
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:12 PM
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50. Hi Greeby, Cool!!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:17 PM
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51. Hi, all!
I turned it on right now. Too bad Mike's not on, but he had a couple classic shows the past two nights. :hi:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:20 PM
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54. Hi mvd!!!!!
:hi: :hug:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:20 PM
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55. Hi mvd
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:18 PM
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52. Good evening all Truthseekers
Edited on Tue Apr-17-07 09:39 PM by xxqqqzme
Blowing off a city council meeting in support of SB 840 (Kuhl's universal health care bill). I was only here for Mike's closing 20 minutes last night - got home late from another meeting. Heard him say he was traveling tonight.
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:21 PM
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56. Hi xxqqqzme!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:21 PM
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57. Hi xxqqqzme!!!!
:hi: :hug:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:23 PM
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58. hi truth seekers!!!




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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:27 PM
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59. Hi IChing
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:38 PM
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60. Hi Sarge!!!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:38 PM
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61. SARGE!!!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:44 PM
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62. Here's the latest news on Sarge & he's gotten a couple of hate e-mails???? Sarge?
http://unreportednews.net/srgehelp.html
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:50 PM
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63. Thanks for the link, ralps.....
How can anyone hate Sarge?
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:52 PM
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64. Freeper!!!!! Kick his ass Jeff!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:53 PM
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66. This guy doesn't have the courage to call when Mike's at the helm.
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:52 PM
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65. This guy is pretty good hadn't heard him before.
Nice hearing from Sarge again.

Who is this guy on now ? I will see how he handles him.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:53 PM
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67. No freeper, YOU can't define fascism!!
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:54 PM
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68. The country is working fine
you don't have to demonize people when he named called.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:56 PM
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69. This ass doesn't know what he's talking about. YOU did give him too much time!!!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:57 PM
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70. Could we get a couple more recommendations please?
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:59 PM
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72. one from me!
Edited on Tue Apr-17-07 10:00 PM by xxqqqzme
oops, time for Jon. Be back in 30 minutes.
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:00 PM
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75. Thanks!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:58 PM
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71. Does anybody need a little lawyer joke?

just to lighten up all the sorrow...

*****************************

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's
door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just
picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be
the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life"

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.


"MY ROLEX!"


:hi:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:00 PM
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74. .......
:rofl:
That's a great one Ms. November!!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:02 PM
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77. LOL!!! Thanks Ms. November!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:03 PM
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78. My brother is a lawyer and I say how dare you
tell a good joke that I liked
and he would too,
he tells a million of them.
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:04 PM
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79. :-)

:hi:

I work for lawyers and have for many years. There are some good ones I have to admit!!

:-)
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 09:59 PM
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73. Here's Disco Fluffy & her Friends again!


:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:01 PM
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76. Hello again!!!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:09 PM
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80. Right On Jeff!! Get Angry!! & Kick ass & Take names! I don't think I've heard
him this angry! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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clbuck Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:10 PM
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81. He's turning into a mini-Mike!
:)
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:11 PM
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82. You're right. He's usually calm but takes no crap. He's fired up tonight!

no wonder. These flaming idiots who call in. Everything is coming to a head in this country I think. And pretty soon!
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:46 PM
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85. I'm checking out early truthseekers, it's been a long day. Good night everyone
and have a great one tomorrow!!!!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:49 PM
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86. Good Night smokey nj, Have a great day Tomorrow, Take Care & Keep It Lit!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:52 PM
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87. Good night smokey nj !!!
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-17-07 10:57 PM
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88. Good Night Everyone, Have a great day Tomorrow, Take Care & Keep It Lit!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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