I say let's let the Chimperor have his next war. We can even help him!

Ok, before you jump me, read on! Here is my idea:

We send the chimp some of these:

FULLY FUNCTIONAL CONTROLS AND SPEEDS UP TO 25 MPH!

Modeled after British torpedo ships in the latter half of the 20th century, the HT-2877 RC Warship is ready to amaze you with its agility and detail right out of the box.
Carefully detailed from the gun turrets to the lighted control bridge, the HT-2877 RC Warship is a great addition to your military RC collection.
http://www.kingofresale.com/catalog.cfm?do=details&itemID=1795

Some of these:

SHOOTS 6mm PLASTIC BB'S UP TO 75 FEET!

This R/C Battle Tank type-90, is a fully painted and assembled replica of the U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Battle Tank.
This R/C Battle Tank is a high quality, ready to run, 1/24 scale radio controlled tank that you can run straight out of the box.
http://www.kingofresale.com/catalog.cfm?do=details&itemID=1186

And some of these:


THIS B-29 HAS A WINGSPAN OF OVER 42 INCHES!

B-29 Super Fortress Bomber was designed based on the real B-29 Super Fortress Bomber, which has high fidelity of the real plane both in appearance and performance.
Mainly fabricated with EPS and PSP foaming airframe which is Ultra-Light and can cut right thru the wind!
http://www.kingofresale.com/catalog.cfm?do=details&itemID=1228
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We send the little war criminal a bunch of these, then send his ass packing for the pig ranch in Crawford where he can play with his little army around his lake on the property. Asshole can't kill anyone like this! I can hear his isane little giggle already!

GO AWAY BUSH! JUST. GO. AWAY!

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