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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:30 AM
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How pathetic are you when you have to give your girlfriend a raise?
Edited on Wed Apr-18-07 07:33 AM by underpants
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:31 AM
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1. how else could he get her into bed? nt
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:31 AM
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2. She complained that he couldn't get it up
Wolfie thought she meant her salary :D
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:33 AM
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3. But I hear he gives good comb
Edited on Wed Apr-18-07 07:33 AM by lectrobyte
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:34 AM
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4. The head of the World Bank wears socks with holes in them- thats how pathetic
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:35 AM
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5. I'm sure that's the only 'raise' he's capable of
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:39 AM
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6. He's a BuySexual
So ugly he has to buy sex!
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:42 AM
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8. ROFL
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:40 AM
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7. just trying to reap his share of the spoils of war
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 07:53 AM
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9. Just call him "Sugar Bear" Wolfowitz from now on...n/t
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