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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:05 PM
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"GOD IS NOT A REPUBLICAN"
had to go to the feed and seed in town today and passed by a Church on the Highway with God is not a Republican on their Marquee. I suspect the church hierarchy thinks of the republicans as fornicating lying evil communist liberals but I had to chuckle because of the thousands of holier then thou republicans who pass that Church every day.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:06 PM
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What if God was a Scientologist
And he worshipped Xenu WTF!!!!!
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:06 PM
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1. Jesus wept
with relief.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:19 PM
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2. If God had a name what would it be?

And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

*And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets (*)

Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*)

Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
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VWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:28 PM
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3. Gotta love Joan Osbourne
That was her, yes?
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:53 PM
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5. Yes...
I've always loved this song. Seemed to fit here:)
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Mr Generic Other Donating Member (362 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:49 PM
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4. i like the sign too.
but i'm not sure god wasn't republican. he was a fearful and jealous god, he insisted that things be his way or no way at all and he loved hierarchy but his son, the one that replaced him and became him was certainly a communist.
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cark Donating Member (179 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:55 PM
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6. Who's Side are you on?
I'm sure you've heard it - Its not about if God is on our side, it is if we are on God's.
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TheKentuckian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:03 PM
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7. God is a socialist liberal
Garden of Eden entitlement program
Established we are our brother's keepers
Free food for Israelites in the wilderness
Interest disallowed, strangers welcome, debts canceled after seven years
Women judges actually in charge of the nation
Daily fair payment required to employees or the employer has not only broken the law but sinned
Didn't want the people to have kings
Son is a hippie community organizer
Heaven
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:09 PM
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8. Now THAT'S a church I could attend! n/t
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