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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:25 PM
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Halloween candy compromised by demons!
Hold the Sugar Daddies! They are the Gateway to Hell! Witches have been praying over them.
So if you see some peculiar looking old ladies in the Piggy-Wiggly hanging around the Junior Mints..well, don't buy your Halloween candy there, that's for sure!

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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:27 PM
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1. Hey, you should have warned me that it is Pat Robertson
we are talking about
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:31 PM
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2. I thought it was either Palin or the other witches.
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:34 PM
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3. nah
just God's Court Jester
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:36 PM
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4. In the earlier thread, I revealed the secret curse the witches use:
Snickers, Mars, and Milky Ways,
Take this demon inside today.
Butterfingers, Candy Corn,
Make them rue the day they're born.
Hersheys, Twix, and Baby Ruth,
Soon they'll all be taught the truth.
All this candy now is cursed,
Give it out and do your worst!
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Echo In Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:37 PM
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5. Last night, our daughter, upon eating a Twinkie suddenly took flight on a broom o' DOOM!
Hostess ... the GATEWAY!





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get the red out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 02:42 PM
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6. I knew it
My husband bought some bags of Halloween Candy and the minute he opened them and put them in the plastic pumpkin they started calling to me, luring me into their calorie-laden domain, it's the sugar of Satan!!!!!!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:05 PM
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7. ...and damn good, too!...nt
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