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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:28 PM
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Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Americans Of ‘Demonic’ Halloween Candy
:eyes: that is all I have to say.

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October 29, 2009 http://www.au.org/media/press-releases/archives/2009/10/pat-robertsons-christian.html

AU’s Lynn Says Religious Broadcaster Should Send ‘Trick Or Treat’ Goodies Over To His House

Put aside your fears of swine flu. TV preacher Pat Robertson’s Web site has just issued a bulletin warning Americans of the real threat we face this season: Demons may be lurking in our Halloween candy.

In a column on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s Web site, writer Kimberly Daniels asserts that “demons” sneak into bags of Halloween candy at grocery stores.

ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, urged Robertson and Daniels to lighten up.

“I’ve heard of the devil being in the details, but to think he’s lurking inside a Snickers bar is a little too much,” Lynn quipped. “Pat Robertson has always peddled some scary stuff, but this is over the top.”

Added Lynn, “I hate to see all of that candy go to waste. I wish Robertson would send it to me, because I’m throwing a Halloween party and could use it.”

Daniels asserts that far from being harmless fun, Halloween is a veritable doorway to hell, full of literal monsters.

“Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats,” she wrote. “It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.”

Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition and an influential player in American politics, has long opposed Halloween. As far back as 1982, he attacked the holiday as a “Satanic ritual” and said on the air, “I think we ought to close Halloween down.”

CBN later produced a pamphlet titled “Hallowed or Harmful: Christian Perspective on Halloween.” It asserted, “During Halloween, little children in particular are the weak ones.”

On Oct. 29, 2007, Robertson called Halloween a “festival of the devil” and added that celebrating the holiday is “a mistake for Christians.”

Lynn urged Robertson to take a deep breath and try to relax.

“I think Pat has been watching too many scary movies,” Lynn said. “Still, if he doesn’t want to celebrate Halloween, that’s fine with me, but he should quit trying to spoil everyone else’s fun.”

Americans United is a religious liberty watchdog group based in Washington, D.C. Founded in 1947, the organization educates Americans about the importance of church-state separation in safeguarding religious freedom.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:34 PM
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1. A date on a man-made calendar
and these asshats spew more garbage.

Please, Pat...let the demons in..may do you some good :P
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:37 PM
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2. Every single person who believes that idiot should be declared mentally incompetent
They should not be able to vote or sign contracts or testify in court.

The stupid truly burns!
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:37 PM
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3. The war on Halloween. Wait until O'Reily hears about this.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:38 PM
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4. Hail Satan!1!1!
Edited on Thu Oct-29-09 03:38 PM by Sebastian Doyle
:evilgrin:And pass the demon candy bars! :evilgrin:
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BolivarianHero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:38 PM
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5. I expected The Onion...
Maybe I should start praying that Robertson finds his way to Venezuela and gets himself arrested.
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:39 PM
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6. Where can I buy this "candy"?
:evilgrin:
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:42 PM
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7. Oh Cool!
I have been trying to figure out how to get those little demons in packs of snickers and M & M's for a long time because I know those are kiddie favorites. I knew there was a trick to it. Come to me little children, I am going to eat your soul. Hey Pat! Witches eat babies for breakfast too.
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 03:43 PM
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8. Ok, Pat's Gone Past Looney Tunes...
"I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon."

You think he's getting witches and vampires and werewolves (oh my!) mixed up?

You know, if this guy didn't have a buck to his name he'd be in a sanitarium someplace licking the wallpaper claiming it tastes like snozzberries. But since he's got dough, he's officially "eccentric" and is sent on his merry delusional way.
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:08 PM
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9. God, that article. Just knowing it bothers those idiots like PR makes me like Halloween even more.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:08 PM
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10. nothing unusual from the wacky crowd of christian zealots
halloween will go on despite their dire warnings.....
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:12 PM
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11. I say we tie these people to a big heavy rock and toss em in a deep pond.
If they float, then they're true Christians.
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:18 PM
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12. Don't forget!
We should tie a Sneakers bar to each of their legs!
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busybl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:26 PM
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23. don't forget witches are supposed to float. hmmm
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 04:50 PM
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13. That MAY explain why there are so few kids coming to our house.
Since we live 2 notches from the buckle of the Bible belt, and are surrounded by Fundies, I was wondering why we don't spend much on candy.
Not at all complaining, mind you.
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 05:02 PM
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14. Maybe Pat has figured the way to fight overweight and diabetes in the stupid community
You know, the ones that don't read nutrition labels. I'd lay off him on this one: he's doing a public service!

(Now, he only has to do something about the demon in his penis...)
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 06:32 PM
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15. Kimberly Daniels "Demonic" article has been scrubed from the Christian Broadcasting Network's site.
The devil made 'em do it. :evilgrin:
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:05 PM
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16. CBN "Page cannot be found" - that didn't take long...
Follow the link in the au article to the cbn article, which was there, I read it, and you get: "We're sorry, the page you have requested cannot be found"

That was pretty damn quick. Do they read DU?
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busybl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:16 PM
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17. the monsters are already here
Pat Robertson, Glenn Back, Rush Limbaugh. Ann Coulter, Orly Taitz, Michelle Bachman. Have I missed any?
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:18 PM
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18. Google cache of the page now gone from CBN
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busybl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:22 PM
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19. they never have the courage to defend their beliefs
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:22 PM
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20. Holy crap (pun absolutely intended).
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:24 PM
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21. Reaching out to the next generation, eh?
Nothing like winning over those little hearts and minds. :sarcasm:
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busybl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:25 PM
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22. I wonder if there is a candy more demonic than the rest.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:29 PM
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25. I wonder why they haven't taken a stand on deviled eggs instead
Perhaps its not the season.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:01 AM
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26. What about devil's food cake?
Pat Robertson hasn't taken a stand on that one.
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bobbolink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-29-09 09:27 PM
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24. Everyone who is giving out Demonic candy, please raise your hands, so I know where to go trick or
treating.

Thank you.

:hi:
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:02 AM
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27. I won't be.
Instead of cursing my candy, I was watching Game 2 of the World Series. And doing the laundry.
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bobbolink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 08:22 PM
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30. Is Halloween already over where you are?
Or is my calendar broken again?
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 01:58 AM
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31. Trick or treat was Oct 30 (Friday) eom
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:03 AM
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28. Shit, I gotta send a check to Americans United, just for that one Barry Lynn line.
:rofl:
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:08 AM
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29. Kimberly Daniels has prayed over witches who were addicted to drinking blood? She's just the kind...
... of lunatic that would inspire someone to pull her leg with a story like that. She makes me want to go howl at the moon myself.

Back to the 14th century! Full speed ahead!

Hekate


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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 06:55 AM
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32. The sub 85 IQ sect of Christianity !
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