Whacko email going around.

Racist, right wing fundie crap.

Headlines from the year 2029:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , former ly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. (Yes, let's just keep bashing Mexico)

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East ! (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). (Dang, I was hoping it'd be the Christian type)

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. (What! Not the old emeny England!)

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. (Yes, it's still Clinton's fault)

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. (No, that race of misfits died out)

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

For instance, Iran being closed off. Bush is the only one who's hot and bothered to drop bombs on Iran. I'll bet he jerks off every day to the thought of being able to do that.

OK, well...not every day...that would be really good for a man of his age. Every other day perhaps? On odd days he jerks off while watching the death and destruction over in Iraq via the live feed piped into the Oval Office.

really this thing is so dumb, let them send it.