What to do if just this once, you can't afford to pay your taxes?

Well, it finally happened.

Despite making over three million dollars last year, you were not able to pay Uncle Sam his.

What's a poor boy or gal to do?

Wait! Don't despair. Relief is simpler than you think.

Get a home equity line on one of your MacMansions.

Or else: Remember that company Great Granpapa left you? The one that produced and marketed best selling candies in many cities across the USA? Yep, that one.

Well, remember that it has a golden parachute clause. So if you can tinker just a wee tiny bit with the books, putting some of the credits into the debit column, you can file for bankruptcy. (Unlike those pesty poor people who use credit cards at Christmas to buy their families some joy, and then realize too late they've overspent)

Once your company is declared bankrupt, the Golden Parachute, all 1.5 million of it is yours.

But what would Great Granpap say about this meaning that the workers' lose their pension funds.

Well, Old Great GranPapa isn't around to say anything now, is he? And why should anyone of any age receive any entitlement programs?

and don't file 'til april 26

My power was out, my phone was out, and my road was washed out. I'm taking that extension!

little homing pigeons that can bring them the 1040's in their little beaks!

He needs to let the IRS know he was affected?