Now We Know What Sarah Palin Reads

:rofl:

http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=1467

Now We Know What Sarah Palin Reads
Filed under: Election, General — Mark @ 2:54 am


Last year, Sarah Palin famously flubbed a softball from Katie Couric. It’s actually not even precise to call it a softball. It was more of a floating feather on a windless day. Couric simply asked Palin what she reads. That was the question that Palin was incapable of responding to coherently.

Now, a year later, the mystery is solved. Palin was interviewed by Sean Hannity yesterday. Hannity came prepared with a bushel full of feathers to lob at Palin, but thanks to his crackerjack investigative skills, he managed to extract a truly newsworthy revelation:



She would have to absorb the news like a ShamWow in order to read “everything” online. However, she does do a good impersonation of the ShamWow pitchman by mentioning first the magazine, Newsmax. Her book, Going Rogue, is currently being peddled by Newsmax as bait to lure subscribers. I’m sure they appreciate the plug. The other two publications she reads are her hometown Wasilla rag and Rupert Murdoch’s financial paper. Need I remind you that Palin’s book is published by Murdoch’s HarperCollins?

This is the woman that virtually every conservative pundit is describing as the terror of liberals and Democrats. They are mostly echoing the sentiments of Bill O’Reilly whose Talking Points yesterday were devoted to “Why the Left Fears Sarah Palin.” The only problem is, I can’t find anyone on the left who is afraid of Sarah Palin. To the contrary, she is a great source of amusement to all the lefties I know. If anyone is afraid of Palin, I think it is the Republican Party. A recent CBS poll shows that only 43% of Republicans think Palin is qualified to be president. And 48% don’t even want her to run (more than the 44% who do). And that’s just Republicans.

In my highly unscientific poll of liberals I know personally, 100% are praying for her to run and win the Republican nomination. They’re not fearful, they’re giddy.

Rofl.

She is stupid and a lot of stupid people identify with her. Stupid people vote.

see or hear fear from anyone.

think Sarah Palin is wonderful. Lots of people have shown up for her book signings and bought her book, so it seems that she is very popular.

Edit: As for fear, I can't think of anyone who's said that lately. But the Republican party is pretty damn scary to me.

thats why the left fears him....:headbang:



Humorless impaired :sarcasm:

I'm a lefty and will most likely cross-over and vote for her in the 2012 primary. Got that Bill?

There won't be anyone else for me to vote for in the Democratic primary, so I'm going to try to put my vote to good use in the Republican primary.

My Pet goat 4 times to qualify for the republican ticket.

:hi: :hi: :hi:
Let me be the one to tell you that you are a fucking idiot.
I mean that in a nice way. Thought it was time you knew.

Stay a while now.

;-)