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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 05:57 PM
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316,000 Holiday Bongs Seized at Port
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34048261



Custom officials unwrapped a surprise Tuesday at the Port of LA/Long Beach -- 316,000 glass bongs disguised as Christmas ornaments.

The shipment's value was estimated at more than $2.6 million. The fake ornaments were hidden inside 860 boxes that arrived from China in a shipping container.

Agents said the items were decorated like Christmas ornaments. Before you get any ideas, consider these holiday gift options.
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Customs spokeswoman Cristina Gamez says the importer remains under investigation and there have been no arrests.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 05:58 PM
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1. bummer, man.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 05:59 PM
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2. Oi!
Edited on Thu Nov-19-09 06:04 PM by Swamp Rat
:hi:


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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 08:46 PM
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13. YO!!!
:hi:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:00 PM
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3. Don we now our bong apparel.
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Nuclear Unicorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:01 PM
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4. I don't know why cops hate marijuana so much...
...it helps subsidize donut shops.
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Oregone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:01 PM
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5. The US can make its own bongs, thank you
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:06 PM
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6. great band name...'Holiday Bongs'
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:16 PM
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7. And the War on Christmas is under way! nt
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:20 PM
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9. Yeah
But don't expect O'Loofah to cover this part of it. :evilgrin:
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:19 PM
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8. Bah fucking humbug. nt
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FarLeftFist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 06:22 PM
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10. I wonder if Amazon will reimburse me now.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 07:24 PM
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11. 316,000 Holiday Parties will be less festive this year.
Downright boring, in fact. Hey, maybe Nude Twister will make a comeback! ;)
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juno jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 08:43 PM
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12. Somebody must have forgotten the little tags that read 'for tobacco use only'.
Edited on Thu Nov-19-09 08:45 PM by juno jones
:sarcasm:

Srsly, since when are (brand-new unsmoked)bongs illegal? Every smoke shop, glass shop and sleazy gas station in town has 'em. the ones in the glass shop are locally produced, but I doubt the others are. :wtf:
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 08:51 PM
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14. Your tax dollars, at work.
Fucking yay.

Interesting how they're totally unable to keep tainted food and lead painted toys out, though, isn't it? :shrug:
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 08:58 PM
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15. There are many more aspects to the Eternal War On Drugs that are crueler than this (millions)
Edited on Thu Nov-19-09 09:00 PM by kenny blankenship
but this has got to be the most absurd part of the war... You're seizing and impounding plastic tubes. Plastic tubes. Plastic tubes or glass tubes are "against the law" if they have holes in the "wrong" places. Everyone who ever had anything to do with writing or enforcing this law should call themselves an ass and shoot themselves.
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-19-09 08:59 PM
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16. You can technically use them to smoke tobacco...
They're perfectly legal unless there's actual traces of cannabis in them.
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