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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:15 PM Original message |
What happens when a Republican takes Viagra? |
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Atman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. I was gonna say "He becomes a bigger dick." |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I actually like that line better. |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
3. K&R |
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leftwingnut (843 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. good one! eom |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
5. He's still a chickenhawk! |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
6. Adolescents, small rodents, and sheep get very nervous. |
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whistle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
7. Gets taller....becomes a bigger dick....turns into a prickotosaurus |
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frogcycle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
8. nothing |
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whistle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. The sheep become very scared |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:44 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. Especially when they say: |
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ChairmanAgnostic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
10. his female aides get nervous? |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
11. He gets on a plane to the dominican republic |
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hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. After filling four prescriptions for addictive drugs from four different doctors. |
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guodwons (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
12. from Bowser and Blue |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:43 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. He gets a stiff neck if he swallows too slow... |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
13. Bigger dick, but he still has Limpballs. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
14. I donno...ask Bob Dole |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:46 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Didn't work very well |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:57 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. That's from all the Pepsi he drank while squinting at Brittany Spears |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
15. His head begins to swell |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. Do you know why their wives put Viagra in late night cereal snack? |
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AikidoSoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
20. His brain gets all swollen, purple, and shiny |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
22. Better posture? |
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StClone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
24. Their ears get wider apart. |
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chaska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
25. His posture improves? Edit: Oops, sorry, mmonk. I didn't see yours. Great minds.... |
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Virginia Dare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-20-07 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
26. The pharmas make big profits!...n/t |
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