Basinger/Baldwin: Epochal, Earthshaking or merely Titanic?

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With our God-hating, free-love, if-it-feels-good-do-it philosophy of drugs, sex, tax-and-spend, potrzebie*, pedophilia, and sex. Fourth-trimester abortion on demand! Christian baiting! Cathaholic bashing! New Age Pagans running amuck, hating Jesus and Occam's Razor! Cho Seung-Hui! OJ! Sanjaya Malakar! The abandonment of the Gold Standard and the Bretton Woods agreement! Gay AIDS butt sex! Gun control, not self-control! Libbruls on the court! UFOs in the schools! Mind control, psychiatry, and pornography! The DSM-IV! American ladies, five foot tall, in blue! Marezy doates and Dozey doates! Lions lying down with lambs and using condoms! The horror! The horror!

Sodom and Gomorrah! Faith and Begorrah!

Come Nineveh, Come Tyree! Alas, Babylon!

On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer and Vixen ...

--p!
*Potrzebie, approximately pronounced "puh-CHUB-yuh" -- Polish for "need". Really.

"people on tv are my friends. i call them by their first names and am concerned with their problems."

OR

"Is an obsession with the lives of celebrities an indication of an empty life?"

... has more socially-redeeming value. :puke:

Damn. And I had a blank spot left over.

:silly:

NM.

:spank: My advice to the daughter is to run away and join a circus.

for Georgie Porgy in the WH.

:sarcasm:

Since I left out a very obvious option, as kineta pointed out:

"people on tv are my friends. i call them by their first names and am concerned with their problems."

In fact, this is clearly the most important if not most popular choice, because if people didn't feel this way, we wouldn't be talking about Alec and Kim at all.

Kim... I once dreamed I was married to you and lived in California, but I still wasn't happy. Damn it.