My house is on fire!

My dogs, my cats, my belongings, my children! Oh my God the flames, the smoke, the impending deaths! But, like our president, I simply REJECT any "Artificial Timetable for Withdrawal", so I guess this is it folks, been good to know ya'. I'm doomed to a fiery, miserable death, as are my cats, and my dogs, and my kids, but, I said what I meant, and I meant what I said, people who support an artificial timetable for withdrawal are better off dead.

and you're doin' a heckuva job. But next time, please report all the goods things that are happening.

Mission accomplished.

be any movies made about it.

A bumper sticker I saw on a reservation.

But I'm not smiling.

Got any pointy sticks?

Works on so many levels, doesn't it? ;)

I need Lyndon Johnsonville Brats!

;)

have "other priorities." Times five. :shrug:

I hope I don't get caught up in the backDRAFT.

"Go fuck yourself"

I swear, doesn't anybody else around here have old man pants?

That's why the chimp follows him everywhere, and lets Cheney be "the boss" behind (uh-hem) the scenes.

:kick::kick::kick:

has increased.

You fail to report all the houses on the street that are NOT on fire. Just focusing on the one that is.

wonderful =)

but I don't have long to enjoy it. Several thousand firemen have already perished but I ain't goin' no where!

You know something? That phrase is so Seussian that it got me to wondering: what if we wrote a simple rhyming book, with goofy characters, to help Li'l Boots understand that his war is done?

W the Turtle?

Not for any injuries suffered as a result of this fire, but for those mean, nasty words coming from your neighbors who think you're batshit crazy and out of control, and who are screaming at you to get the hell out....

And everyone else can go to hell. Too funny Philosoraptor!!

Are they under this burning desk? Or under this smoldering pile of deleted emails?

Or which way the wind blows.

Is that like a fry with no inherent meaning? :shrug:

And playing a Freedom Horn! What a loser!

It will still burn, but your neighbors will be much happier not having to watch it. Just a thought...

:spray:

:P

:rofl:

oops sorry :evilgrin:

Got Smores?

:evilgrin:

What the Hell is an Ann Coulter Ringtone?

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:wtf:

it's really screechy (not to mention hateful and batshit insane). :hi:

:evilgrin:

And one that I don't have a smartass answer to at the moment. Props to you, my friend! :hi:

The Ann Coulter ringtone has a deeper tone. And, the Katherine Harris ringtone keeps showing up even after you get rid of it.

:evilgrin:

Thanks for the props!

:spray: You win at life. :D :thumbsup:

(As for the ringtones, I think I'll stick with my manually-entered, non-polyphonic rendition of "Clocks" instead of paying for either of those two.) :P

without being scorched by the fire. Even if I didn't have this firesuit on and oxygen mask, I could do that....

But what are you doing in your house? Always look out for numero uno. That's the RepubliCON way.

Ooh, you are so decisive! Stay the course!

Think of the humiliation if you decided to leave! Who could live with that?

He was warned about the flames and did nothing!

China won't put out their house fires, so why should we?

Got flamethrower? Gasoline? Matches? Fight fire with fire!

before they're all crispy critters!! BUT .... It's non-binding ... so you decide ... k?

now that your house is gone. You know, according to her, the loss of your house and all your earthly possessions and the opportunity to live in a football stadium and sleep on a cot could turn out very nicely for you!

Of course, she's not worrying her beautiful mind about the deaths of your children but if you look on the bright side, you won't have to worry anymore about your children either since they're dead!

All those wimps telling you to leave your house, just hate America anyway! Commie bastards!:mad:

with the flamethrower in the house....but accuse him of not being neighborly for not having a plan to douse the flames you are responsible for. :hi:

that his house is burning down - don't you read the internets? Or at least some Shakespeare's?

What kind of patriot are you?

:)

..but it was only one time, and the first time, and I didn't snort the meth.

because you went to rehab and now you're "100% heterosexual." :eyes:

Do you have a copy of the WBC Sunday program? I didn't get one since I can't be burdened with the information, y'know I can't think for myself what with this womb in the way.

:evilgrin:

ala that famous story by Al Franken. :evilgrin:

Cough. Cough.

I won't dishonor their sacrifices by dialing 9/11.

Because this administration has been screaming 911 pretty much constantly.

your reporting on this incident and your handling of your political foes has only increased my trust in you. You're and a good and honest man.

It just doesn't work!

A Fire Execution Manager would do nicely about now.

But the wall I built around it is just too tall, and the street in front of it is littered with dead, tortured bodies.

Oh the humanity! ... errrrr, doganity?

After 9/11 every thing changed. Your house was a WMD and and too dangerous to be left in power, because your house was linked to Al Qaeda and now you will be greeted as a liberator, while democracy is on the march and turning a corner with a purple finger and you're fighting the flames over there so we won't have to fight them over there because the flames are determined to kill Americans and putting out the flames will embolden the terrorists....

Really, well done!

We all know that house fires are bad, but why is it that Democrats always seem to let the house burn down?
Why is that?
Can't they stop it, now that they are in control of Congress?
They're in control now, aren't they?
And what does Obama think about house fires occurring at this time?
Surely Obama knows about this issue of house fires by now, doesn't he?
I wonder if he is worried that house fires will take his campaign off the front page?
He's probably not the only one worried about that happening, or is he?
How about Hillary, does she back any new proposals to stop house fires?
I can't seem to recall the last time Hillary called for a stop to house fires, can anyone?
Why has she been so silent on this subject lately?
John Edwards says he has been against house fires for years, but is he really?
What new legislation will Edwards propose if he is the Democrat's nominee in 2008?
And just how will that affect our lives if any of his legislation is passed?
Where is Joe Biden on the issue of house fires?
Sure, Joe says he is against house fires, but has he actually backed anyone else who is against house fires, I mean, before it became popular to be against house fires?
I think we need to delve into this issue of house fires more closely and see which Democrats really support the need to stop house fires or are just playing politics with house fires.
The Democrats must answer all of my inane questions while I look the other way when the Republicans are all playing with matches.
This is Hardball.

LoL

That's a good one.

That's where you tie a wet string around your forehead and set fire to your hair and it burns up the string, then you look like Moe Howard.

That was some MAJOR Hogwash!! :toast:

Please wipe your mouth.

of a thread!

It is so courageous for you to fight the flames over there, so that we don't have to fight them here.

But these fucking liberals cut the funding.

They knew in their deepest hearts that they should never pass a bill that protects our troops, when they knew for a FACT El Mono would veto it.

Is it getting hot there yet? Or is the fire in its last throes?

that YOU are the cause of Global Warming! I bet you are a Liberal to boot!

over at YOUR house, so that it doen't come over to mine, though I may be 6000 miles away :)

I love the smell of burnt kitty in the morning, it smells like VICTORY..

Sheesh, for a minute there you scared me. I could see you outside, borrowing a cup of internet from a neighbor's wireless and reporting in real time.

and you will witness victory. I support you with this ribbon God told me to put on my front door.

But I'm afraid that stress you are experiencing was an existing pre-condition. Might want to check with your Dep't of Health.

And I hope your aim is good cause my ass is fully engulfed now.

I just can't bring myself to spray your butt with my ""gun" - I'm Catholic!

I'll have to switch to the fully automatic assualt weapon I guess.

:headbang:
rocknation

the cats have taken impeachment off the table

I should NEVER free base coke while drinking Jack right out of the bottle!

And my house hasn't caught fire for the last five years!

Hey, come back here willy! I need the moisture! Fucking dog runt off with his teenie tail between his legs!

But there were just so many bothersome memos that day!

help, please! Maybe if I cast asperagus upon the flames! :rofl:

Jenn

and keep burning houses so none of the houses will burn in vain and so on and so forth

In the Texas Air National Guard of course.

you have attempted to distract me with reality! Stop that right now!

Right now I'm on the roof waving for help, but the roof is fully engaged in flames.

...he tore his pants on a rusty nail, so he had to wear his sister's.

Wit Whaltman.

Just to the point of putting out the fire but not drowning me.

if the fire was sixteen years old...

:evilgrin: :spank:

Once you have been reduced to ashes..was muttering about how he could have taken those lovely living room and dining room rugs off you for five bucks.

other than that, it is as safe as Momma's arms

Only a true christian hetero will save my glorious ass from the hellish flames.

and turn you into a FLAMING homosexual...

Those sweaty, sinewy muscles rippling in the heat, those taut, tight buns, those...those...I need a cool mint julip, I do believe I'm gettin' vaporish! (waves Japanese fan furiously)

This fire would've been extinguished by now.

...it could get you into REAL trouble.

I made calls in my home state (Indiana) in the days running up to the 2006 elections - to get people who were likely Dem voters to go to the polls.

On election day I reached a retired gentleman at home and asked him if he had voted yet. He said he had not. I asked him if he thought he would and he said he wasn't sure. I asked him whether he thought we were headed in the right direction as a nation and whether or not we needed a change. He said that he thought that our nation was like a many-storied hospital on fire, blazing and burning and nearing collapse and that Bush would not do a damned thing to put out the fire. I was stunned into silence. I asked him again if he was going to go vote - he said he would.

FIRE! FIRE!

I'm goin out to buy a magnet for my SUV.

you can call it a "surge" :rofl:

:boring:

:hide:

:spray:

:sarcasm:

So in the meantime, all my pets are bbq'd.

It was also their fault that you tried to kick out the real owner of the place and move in to begin with.