Put all backscatter airport scanners online and stream the images.

That's my proposal. Once everyone figures out how boring the images are, the number of hits on the streaming sites will drop to zero. Even pubescent boys won't bother to look at them. Then we can quit worrying about the things and get on with it.

would demand a halt of the scans.

might give a person a chance to smile when they go through, or whatever you do, the thing.

Gonna see my dirty undies
gonna see my dirty undies
oh they gonna see my dirty undies
and what a swell time all will have
and what a swell time all will have
oh and what a swell time all will have
gonna see my dirty undies and I don't care
gonna see my dirty undies and I don't care
oh they gonna see my dirty undies and I don't care
can't see the skidmarks
nope can't see the skidmarks
oh they can't see the skidmarks cause my crack is in the way
oh they can't see the skidmarks cause my crack is in the way
what to do
what to do
Oh what will they do when they can't see my skidmarks cause my crack is in the way
pandemonium
pandemonium ensues

> Even pubescent boys won't bother to look at them.

"Jeez, that old lady looks just like my mother! Waitaminit!
It *IS* my mother! Yuccchhhh! Hey ma, when d'you fly to
Vegas and why didn' you take *ME*???"

Tesha