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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:27 AM
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Cheney Celebrates Earth Day By Breathing Oxygen
WASHINGTON, DC—At a special Earth Day event Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney inhaled his first-ever breath of oxygen.

"I am…proud to stand before you today and…breathe in the same gas used by…millions of Americans," said a wheezing and gasping Cheney, whose body is accustomed to compounds of chlorine and sulfur dioxide. "One breath, however, is enough for me. I'm glad the stuff will be out of the atmosphere forever in a few decades."

Cheney then left the press conference to attend a cardiac health awareness dinner, where he feasted on human hearts.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cheney_celebrates_earth_day#
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:35 AM
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1. Those aren't blood clots in his legs...
has to be something else... after all, clots don't form in hydrochloric acid.
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:39 AM
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4. the bloodclot is the only thing left that contains oxygen
hopefully they can remove everything else.
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:42 AM
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5. I think they are the undigested bones of puppies and kittens that made
their way into his blood stream.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:36 AM
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2. (smile) n/t
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meldroc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:39 AM
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3. Cheney breathes?
I thought vampires didn't need to breathe...
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 11:37 AM
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6. I hope those weren't human hearts from China! Melamine, you know. nt
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