Failed Underwear Bombing: Ten Things President Obama Could Have Done To Make It All Better

Failed Underwear Bombing: Ten Things President Obama Could Have Done To Make It All Better
by Jed Lewison
Fri Jan 08, 2010 at 06:00:05 PM PST




10. Immediately flown to Detroit to examine the underwear personally.

9. Ordered an immediate cessation of domestic underwear production and imposed a ban on imports of all underwear.

8. Bombed any facility overseas developing undergarments of any sort (aka, Weapons of Ass Destruction)

7. Declared another war on Iraq.

6. Put Vice President Biden in a secure, undisclosed location.

5. Demanded that John McCain finally reveal his secret plan to capture Osama bin Laden

4. Lowered the flag to half-staff on all Federal buildings to honor the victims of Northwest Flight 253.

3. Showed leadership by no longer wearing underpants on Air Force One.

2. Asked Donald Rumsfeld to take over the Department of Homeland Security

1. Declared Mission Accomplished.

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because, after all, those god damn dots are so obviously connected after the fact!!! Also, why did it take so long to invent the light bulb? it's so fucking simple!