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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 01:56 PM
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Figured out why Darth went to the hospital this morning
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 01:59 PM
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1. One nasty lookin' tumor . . .
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 01:59 PM
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2. Ya know, I always wondered if that WAS what it was advertised to be.
Or some high end "bag" that was just full-o-pee.

I think he's getting sick to avoid testimony, is what I think. He doesn't want to talk to anyone doing any investigating...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:03 PM
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3. Yeah I wonder what tomorrow's excuse will be
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:05 PM
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4. Talk about 'bait and switch.'
n/t
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:06 PM
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5. Now - that's just WRONG!
He wishes!!
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:13 PM
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6. stuffing again? tsk tsk....
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:22 PM
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9. "Ill-fitting ($12,000) suit" according to bushco.
Better go and get $11,900 back from that tailor.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:21 PM
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7. Accidental overdose of Viagra?
or just a permanent hard-on for his continued looting and pillaging of this country?
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Mendocino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:22 PM
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8. He went in to get his heart checked,
tests reveal nothing.
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:25 PM
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10. Is that the clot?
Hi proud2Blib!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:28 PM
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11. Hey you!
How many more days?
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countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:46 PM
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13. Forty-one
not that I'm counting.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 03:41 PM
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14. LOL I count them every year.
I know I would be counting if I were in your shoes.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 02:30 PM
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12. I think that's his colostomy bag
he needs a new one every hour cause he's so full of shit.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 05:33 PM
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15. DICK Cheney is so well-endowed that he is able to...
...impregnate himself, bring a fetus to term, and, then, nurture it like a mother kangaroo, for many months. In the above photograph, Mr. Cheney and the frozen yogurt man laugh, when a fully formed, three-year old, female child drops from inside the leg of his pants and lands on the ground, at their feet.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 05:38 PM
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16. LOL
:rofl:
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 06:15 PM
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17. That is just gross!
Can't he buy some pants that fit better than that?
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