Dick Cheney rushed to hospital

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66251

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Cheney turned three shades of red, including his favorite color shocking pink. He started to speak and he got tongue-tied. He took a drink of water and tried to speak again and his lop-sided mouth moved, but no words came out.

He then took a Tic-Tac out of his shirt pocket and popped it into his mouth. After a few moments he tried to speak, but his tongue appeared to be cramping.

Cheney then fell to the floor clutching his tongue and an ambulance was called. He was rushed to Fargo's Land of Lots of Ice Hospital.

SIDENOTE: Doctor Radley V. Fulcrum, the t and t (tongues and tonsils) specialist who treated Cheney said that the former vice-president is suffering from a condition known as Fibalotatitus

























Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :rofl:

:rofl:

That's it. That one goes on ignore. Shame, too.

to Ken Lay's island in the sun.

I hate you!

:rofl:

say what I`m thinking.

of accountability, I'd be so pissed.

Now I'd prefer to pop it as he was led away in handcuffs but I'll celebrate his departure - whenever and however.

I couldn't resist this one - a friend sent it to me. :evilgrin:

Which isn't to say I wouldn't toast the celebrations

What a letdown. Don't do that again.

If you know what I mean.

Hekate

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Fibalotarrhea :rofl:

Liealotarrhea would be better. :D

I'm beginning to think that evil creature will live forever.

He's breathless and using a stick. Either he's on pain killers 24/7 or he has enough time to think about the pain and suffering he caused all those Iraqis. I detest that fugging draft-deferring, war criminal, fear-mongering scum-bag.

I doubt he's given a moment's thought to the Iraqis; he probably isn't capable of sympathy, let alone empathy.

:evilgrin:

I was really getting my hopes up!

Haste makes waste.

"The devil takes a hand in what is done in haste."
~Turkish Proverb

If you must be in a hurry, then let it be according to the old adage, and hasten slowly.
~Saint Vincent de Paul

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.
~St Francis de Sales

Waiting is one of life's hardships.
~Lemony Snicket

Damn!

I was going to go over to Find-A-Grave and then strap on my boogie shoes...