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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:02 PM
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This just in from Jesus regarding Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:06 PM
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1. I've seen that look before.
But it's usually been when I've totally fucked up something. Fortunately for me, when I admit my stupidity, Jesus quickly gives me a hug and says "just try to do better next time, 'kay?"


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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:07 PM
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2. Kick n/t
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:41 PM
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3. That is absolutey right on...
How long has it been since you heard anything that was anywhere NEAR as disgustingly offensive as Limbaugh was today?
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tmyers09 Donating Member (706 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:48 PM
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4. Anything that comes out when he opens his jowls is awful, but this takes the cake.
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:53 PM
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5. K&R
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 09:59 PM
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6. Matthew 7:21-23 (New King James Version)
21 "Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.

22 Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?'

23 And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'"
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localroger Donating Member (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 10:07 PM
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7. NO FAIR!
Quoting the actual bible to people who wouldn't know a bible if they tripped over it on their way to the meth dealer. Really.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-13-10 11:03 PM
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8. So I guess those that dont believe in God have a point. Has lightening struck either Limpbaugh or
Robertson?
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-14-10 12:55 AM
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9. it doesn't need to. they will have to live with their evil.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-14-10 01:27 PM
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11. I think they are ok with that. nt
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-14-10 01:02 AM
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10. Limbaugh and Robertson will be sleeping in warm clean beds tonight.



They will probably even sleep well tonight, without a care in the world. Nothing troubling their minds.




Fuck them.


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