Angelina Jolie today left Brad Pitt for World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz.

lonestarnot

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Thu Apr-26-07 10:59 AM
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Angelina Jolie today left Brad Pitt for World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz.

Borowitz said so.
bororwitzreport.com <andy@borowitz.com>

U.S. Sends Rich Little to Iraq to Entertain Insurgents
Pentagon Hopes to Confuse the Enemy

As part of a bold new strategy to confuse the enemy, the Pentagon announced today that it was sending comedian/impressionist Rich Little to Iraq to entertain the insurgents.

While the U.S. has sent many comedians to Iraq to entertain the troops since the conflict begin there four years ago, Mr. Little�s mission marks the first time that the Pentagon has targeted the insurgents with comedy.

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Sequoia

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Thu Apr-26-07 11:06 AM
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1. Brad Pitt is just the nanny/buggy pusher these days.

While Angie and Madonna compete to see who's the best white rich woman to adopt the most kids from 3rd world countries.

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MADem

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Thu Apr-26-07 11:32 AM
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3. Buncha pikers...they have a long-ass haul before they hit the dozen plus that Mia Farrow has! NT

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Sequoia

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Thu Apr-26-07 04:22 PM
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9. Of course.

And looked what happened to one of them...Mia's dirty old man had an affair and married on of them.

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Virginia Dare

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Thu Apr-26-07 11:21 AM
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2. I bet this thread gets the most views today...

Edited on Thu Apr-26-07 11:22 AM by Virginia Dare

I guess we won't know since that feature is still down.

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BOSSHOG

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Thu Apr-26-07 12:08 PM
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4. They have a wonderful home a few blocks off Bourbon in New Orleans

Who gets the house??

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Cassandra

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Thu Apr-26-07 12:12 PM
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5. She just wants a man...

who uses a comb.

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Virginia Dare

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Thu Apr-26-07 12:17 PM
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7. Yeah, you know, the ladies are all over the Wolf-man

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Sequoia

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Thu Apr-26-07 12:24 PM
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8. A comb with spittle.

And socks full of holes that she can darn.

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sarge43

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Thu Apr-26-07 12:16 PM
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6. Great. Now we have something important to discuss.

:popcorn:

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