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Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth!

NATIONWIDE ACTION ALERT!

The Satanic Na'vi Doll: The Most Popular Masturbation Toy for America's YouthWhen Mr. Timothy Huxton* opened his son Timmy Jr's bedroom door, he was shocked to see his little boy's innocent white hiney nestled into the 9ft Na'vi doll he bought himself for his son's birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the characters of James Cameron's latest movie, "Avatar." The soothing voices of the Na'vi and their timid, childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase a popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by their child as a masturbation toy.





Under the guise of family entertainment, Cameron's "Avatar" movie has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo." Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The liberal media tried to trick us by coloring the devils blue instead of red and giving them pointy ears instead of horns, but we've caught on! Praise Jesus!"



"The demonic characteristics of the Na'vi become obvious when one pays close attention. Their thick lips, suspicious hair styles, tight hind-sides and seductive tails, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man," says Pastor Deacon Fred.

Experts who have examined the giant dolls that have since become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The dolls were created for the sole purpose of masturbation. They have four openings, and five or six extrusions, making them compatible for male or female pleasure and the innocent curiosity of young teens.